Whos gonna compile the FUD FAQ?

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KaMaKaZe

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With all the lessons FUD has learned for the rest of us, I can't help but ask:

Who's gonna write the FUD FAQ?

I mean, it would contain so much good information pertinent to the daily lives of all gun-owners alike. We could spruce it up with some fancy HTML tags.. some pics reinacting the daily struggles of FUD and the brief history of the man we've all come to love and adore.

We could answer some of life's most troubling questions:

--Why can't we shoot people like Indiana Jones?
--When the monsters under my bed stir, should I grab my gun?
--With all that security, how can an armed man just walk into an airport?
--Are the GenXers you work with really lazy bums?
--A car is following me, should I shoot out their radiator? (cheapshot at Satanta) :)
--Ever 'made out' in public while carrying concealed? ;)
--What do all those acronym-officers do anyway?
--6months / 1000 posts: Do I have a life? ( :D sorry, I couldn't resist!)
--I bought a good gun, why couldn't I have bought a good flashlight?
--How can I tell an anti-gun in-law-guest to shove it?
--How do I keep a criminal from lookin' at my fanny and snatchin' the pack?
--All these guns and nowhere to hide 'em: Safe to stuff in air conditioning vents?
--I've been shot, and I can't figure it out?
--Goin' vacationing: How much heat to pack?
--A fax machine is stalking me, how can I make it stop? ;)
--A boogie man bumped again: What now?
--Can I shoot a student rather than send 'em to the principal's office? :D
--If I point a finger at you, is it assault? What if I'm flippin' you off? :D :D

[No offense intended FUD, I just thought with all the publicity you were receiving around here -- you're a regular celebrity now, and deserved a little satire.]

Attn: Moderators/Administrators.
I suggest we start a new discussion forum: "The FUD Files"


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God, Guns and Guts made this country a great country!

[This message has been edited by KaMaKaZe (edited August 17, 2000).]
 
--A car is following me, should I shoot out their radiator? (cheapshot at Satanta)

AAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thanx, nice to know I aint fergotten bein overshadowed by FUD!!! :D

FUD FILES FORUM what an interesting idear....
 
You left out....

My phone called itself and my cell phone answered and made me drive home. Should I shoot the phone? :)

Sam....darn, how did I get two cars here?
 
Sam, you crack me up. I'd forgotten that one.

How about:

My __________ is rusting. Is this normal?

Disney? Disney my @$$.

Which gun for alligators, revolver or pistol?

Does "No Guns Allowed" automatically mean no bullets?
 
Now just a darned minute, KaMaKaZe! You took the time to track all that down; maybe you should get a life?

Bwaaaahahahaha!!!

:), Art
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Art Eatman:
Now just a darned minute, KaMaKaZe! You took the time to track all that down; maybe you should get a life?

Bwaaaahahahaha!!!

:), Art[/quote]

Okay, ya'll figured me out. Actually, I sat through a 10hr training class yesterday while the other half of my department got to goof off. Today, its their turn to sit in the class, and I've been doing absolutely nothing since 6am today.. but I'm required to stay at the office until 8pm... arg. :mad:

I was readin' all these posts about FUD, and I admit, I was gettin' jealous. :rolleyes:

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God, Guns and Guts made this country a great country!
 
While I appreciate the short-lived fame, I honestly don't think that my expereinces are very much different from other board members. If you read any of my threads, you'll notice that in just about every single one, a couple of other members have chimed in with "... yeah, I had a similar thing happen to me ..." and go on to relate their tale. Whether it was grabbing a gun to investigate a noise in the kitchen and learning that a pot had fallen or having their telephone dial '911' when the power went out and the phone tried to reset itself.

I think that my experiences are typical to that of other board members. The difference is that maybe I share mine more quickly and am more open about it. Remember SHARE what you know & LEARN what you don't. Regards, FUD
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[This message has been edited by FUD (edited August 17, 2000).]
 
Oh go ahead and admit it! You're special!! :D

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God, Guns and Guts made this country a great country!
 
Mr. FUD sir.

I quite agree with your post. However you left out one tiny little detail. Your individual life crisis experiences are about on a par with the aggregate of the other 6,000 TFL members.

You are like the Reader's Digest used to be. One can learn from you the equivalant of thousands of people's experience.

Respectfully submitted

Sam
 
FUD,

You are quick to share and very generous with your advice and experiences. You are quick of wit and quick with a pistol too. I'd want to be like you, but I don't have the insurance.

I hope you can tell admiration and affection when you see it, even if it looks like sarcasm on the surface. We're just a little jealous.

Highest regards,

Ledbetter
 
I would like to thank everyone for their kind word. I am touched and I mean that in all seriousness. I feel as if I found a welcomed home here. Best regards to everyone, FUD.
 
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