Who's fault is it? Cuz, this isn't funny!

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Goet

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I bought one, just one!!!, mind you, ONE, 1, uno Mil-surp rifle and that was that.

Now How In the World Did They Become Three YESTERDAY?!?


Someone musta snuck into my house and put the Moisin Nagant and the Turk Mauser in the closet.
It's that, or maybe they multiply; cell division and all. Anyway, my gun budget is shot and now my wife says I can't buy ammo to feed them and keep them alive.

How do I explain that I didn't buy these so I can get my gun budget back???

This is someone's idea of a sick joke!!! :mad:






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Hi, I'm Goet and I'm a mil-surpaholic.
 
It's common knowledge that mil-surp rifles are asexual. Any one rifle, upon reaching maturity, can begin multiplying by itself, especially if left in a dark place. Why do you think they are so cheap and plentiful?

The puzzler in your case is how did you end up with different makes? There is a study being done currently that is inconclusive, but points to a possible explanation.

It has been observed that if a Czech 8mm Mauser has been exposed to direct sunlight for more than 30 minutes and is then stored in a dark place before being thoroughly cleaned this aberation in rifle make is possible. It is postulated that a combination of UV rays and high lead content combine to produce a genetic mutation. I can only assume that you find yourself victim to such a series of circumstances.

Be aware of this possibility, and try a little harder to practice responsible gun ownership.
 
Hmmm. Very similar to the sequence of paper clip to coat hangar to bicycle*...You can never find a paper clip when you want one, but you always seem to have more and more coat hangars in the closet.

You take the coat hangars back to the laundry, and yet they always seem to be in need--and police departments, nationwide, are always having bicycle auctions...

Be careful! Your closet may go full-auto!

:), Art

* Original idea from Ellison or Sturgeon or...
 
Goet!
I am experiencing the same phenomenon!
After our shoot last week, I cleaned my Yugo Mauser and put it away-in a dark place after it was exposed to a day of sunshine-and yesterday there was a strange Turk Mauser that wasn't there the day before right beside the Yugo. This coming on the heels of finding a black rifle there on Friday. I think it said something about wanting to be called "Bushmaster" and being hungry. So I took it out and fed it 140 .223s and it seems to be really happy now. Me Too!!
Ahhhh... Been a really good weekend!
Maybe birthdays do have a use.
 
Ya....well you think your have problems, now I have twins.
I went the bed last night with this
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and this after noon I have this....twins for hell sakes
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Just one problem...308 mutated to a .300 Win Mag....explain that one :confused:

I think te goverment is behind it all.....they are tricking us. Just look at matter...the IRS is gonna give you money back

This has something to do with Area 51 and Roswell.....

But me it known...if mine are gonna start breading, I will have Hybreds for sale.....Simmon scope threw off a SA 4-16x56, geez....go figure


Karsten
 
This is a very serious problem in the milsurp community. I recently purchased a Russian laminated M44m rifle, even before It was delivered to my home it mutated into 2 rifles. Boy was my wife shocked.



Zouave
 
"How do I explain that I didn't buy these so I can get my gun budget back??? "

You're new to this aren't you? No, no...don't try to fool us. :cool:

Let me solve your inanimate-parts replication problem for you, as it's quite simple.

When you buy a mil-surp, you get extra parts with it, don't you? Heck, I get extra parts with everything I buy. Occasionally, I get enough extra parts that I can assemble another whole rifle!

You're a rookie, we know you're a rookie...but don't let her know you are.

Parts, baby, parts! :D
 
Ya well......I got ya all. I don't have a wifey to tell me when so mine can keep breeding :p

Karsten

Oh, to be 45 and have a safe half emtpy......Ya gotta love the good times
 
:D

Gotcha back. My wife said, "You're like a kid in a candy store. Just get both."

Ah, to be married to a gun nut!

AR-10: If you only knew how true your words were. The first one, the demon that spawned the last two is a Czech!
 
Goet, I know.

I did a search.:D

Here's a lesson for all. Don't post anything you don't want people to know five years from now. The search function here is pretty thorough.;)

And, ain't it great being married to someone who says "just get it, you know you want it"? I've seen guys almost weep when they overhear my wife say that in a gun shop.
 
Goet, I know.

I did a search.

Here's a lesson for all. Don't post anything you don't want people to know five years from now. The search function here is pretty thorough.

That's ok.

I sell all my firearms after I get bored with them.

In fact, right now I have none. Nope, not a single one.
:D
 
I had the exact same problem with glocks and AK's . I purchased one and WHAM... there were more when I woke up!. I am not sure what happened , but it happened inside the safe in the dark. I am considering calling the xfiles folks to check it out.
 
I know my guns do the "nasty" in the dark safe, and I am WAY cool with that, but how do you get them to make a night vision monocular??

cheers

tire iron
 
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