spacemanspiff
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Take a few moments to see this situation in your minds eye, and contemplate the possible consequences.
11:45pm, Saturday night. Dark outside. Cloudy, so no moonlight. You have stepped out of your home and are headed to your vehicle. Your arms are full, your eyes slowly adjusting enough to make your way.
You hear something, rustling on top of the fallen leaves. An animal, no doubt, and headed towards you quickly! Without having time to empty your arms, you get your flashlight up and illuminate a medium sized black Collie. A dog you've never seen before, must be a neighbors dog, or abandoned.
You are irritated, and get more so as the dog bellows out its bark, and growls as it lunges towards you. You yell for it to 'get back! stupid dog! go home!' But it won't budge, and keeps inching closer. You have your gun, but also less than lethal options, such as pepper spray.
You give the dog one last chance to go away, yelling at it more. Doesn't work, so you give a short burst in the dogs face, and it finally runs off. You can now get in your vehicle.
This happened to me last saturday. Except the story continues. I woke up Sunday afternoon, and went up to talk to Hans, my roommate. He says "You missed the fun last night! I heard you yelling at Fuzzy, my ex wifes dog that got loose and came back to the only home he knows."
I said "oh crap, that wasnt a stray? is he alright?"
"Yeah, the dog is fine, but when I let Fuzzy inside i petted him for a bit, and then I went to take a leak before going to bed. Just as I'm about to fall asleep I notice theres a LOT of warmth going on on my boys, as that spray started kicking in. I was in the shower for 2 hours trying to get it cleaned off and cooled down. I called Ken and all he could do is laugh. The more water I used the worse the burning got!"
I was busting up laughing, felt bad that my buddy had to go through that suffering and pain, but dang that was funny!
11:45pm, Saturday night. Dark outside. Cloudy, so no moonlight. You have stepped out of your home and are headed to your vehicle. Your arms are full, your eyes slowly adjusting enough to make your way.
You hear something, rustling on top of the fallen leaves. An animal, no doubt, and headed towards you quickly! Without having time to empty your arms, you get your flashlight up and illuminate a medium sized black Collie. A dog you've never seen before, must be a neighbors dog, or abandoned.
You are irritated, and get more so as the dog bellows out its bark, and growls as it lunges towards you. You yell for it to 'get back! stupid dog! go home!' But it won't budge, and keeps inching closer. You have your gun, but also less than lethal options, such as pepper spray.
You give the dog one last chance to go away, yelling at it more. Doesn't work, so you give a short burst in the dogs face, and it finally runs off. You can now get in your vehicle.
This happened to me last saturday. Except the story continues. I woke up Sunday afternoon, and went up to talk to Hans, my roommate. He says "You missed the fun last night! I heard you yelling at Fuzzy, my ex wifes dog that got loose and came back to the only home he knows."
I said "oh crap, that wasnt a stray? is he alright?"
"Yeah, the dog is fine, but when I let Fuzzy inside i petted him for a bit, and then I went to take a leak before going to bed. Just as I'm about to fall asleep I notice theres a LOT of warmth going on on my boys, as that spray started kicking in. I was in the shower for 2 hours trying to get it cleaned off and cooled down. I called Ken and all he could do is laugh. The more water I used the worse the burning got!"
I was busting up laughing, felt bad that my buddy had to go through that suffering and pain, but dang that was funny!