What would you do if this happened?

[Freetacos]

What if Howard Dean became president and a democratically controlled congress passed legislation stating that all heterosexual white males must have their guns confiscated and take up sensitivity training?

 

[Edward429451]

Take my white wife and evil black rifles into the closet?

 

[Mike Irwin]

Organize a group hug and sing kumbayah.

 

[STAGE 2]

[big gay al] Why I'd feel just Super!!![/big gay al]

 

[MoW]

Claim to be a closet Gay or claim to be part Indian/Hispanic/etc...

 

[Marko Kloos]

Closed for distinct lack of a point.