9MAK PISTOL LIFE...HMMM
I OWN ONE OF THE EARLIEST EG MAKS TO DEPART THAT LOVELY PEOPLES PARADISE. I'VE SHOT THE LIVIN' SNOT OUT OF IT BURNING UP A BIG, AND I DO MEAN BIG!!! , BATCH OF CORBON SECONDS, LOVINGLY LOADED BY A BOZO ON HIS LAST DAY OF EMPLOYMENT HERE AT THE PLANT. HE USED THE WRONG SEATING DIE AND ALL THE BULLETS WERE CROOKED. IT WASN'T BY MUCH BUT WAS EASILY SEEN IF HELD UP IN PROFILE TO THE LIGHT.
SO, BEING THE FINE CORPORATE CITIZEN THAT I AM I VOLUTEERED TO SHOOT 'EM UP JUST TO RECLAIM THE STORAGE BARREL, AS I SAID THERE WAS A SHIQHOUSE FULL OF 'EM. AT THIS POINT IN TIME I'D PUT A LOT OF AMMO THROUGH THAT MAK PISTOL AND IT GOT A BIG BUNCH MORE AT THE RATE OF 500 PER WEEK FOR MONTHS ON END.
I MANAGED TO BREAK THE HAMMER SPRING WHICH I REPLACED WITH ONE FROM NUMRICH AND ON I WENT. I DON'T HAVE MY PERSONAL RECORDS [ I HAVE RECORDS OF EVERY SHOT OF EVERY GUN I'VE SHOT SINCE 1960 ] HERE AT WORK BUT IT WENT SO FAR PAST 4000 IT AIN'T EVEN FUNNY. THE PISTOL LOOKS THE SAME AS WHEN I STARTED, FUNCTIONED PERFECTLY WITH THAT GOOFY CROOKED AMMO, AND IF IT WEREN'T MADE BY A BUNCH OF G.D COMMUNISTS I COULD ACTUALLY LIKE THAT MAK PISTOL. IT HAS NEVER MALFUNCTIONED. NOT ONCE, EVER!
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