What Are The Odds?

roy reali

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You are driving through a major metropolitan area at 2:30 in the morning. You almost hit a police cruiser. Then you proceed to hit a cement structure. The police come to check you out. They see you staggering around and they can smell booze.

Now, what are the odds that these officers will give you a ride home so that you can sleep it off without any further investigation?
 
About the same as the odds that your dad was involved in an alcohol-related "accident" w/ fatality, didn't report it to police until the next day, and wasn't charged with a felony as a result.
 
About the same as drunkenly driving your car into Chappaquiddick, spending nine hours trying to cover it up while your passenger drowns and then getting away with it.
 
About the same as drunkenly driving your car into Chappaquiddick, spending nine hours trying to cover it up while your passenger drowns and then getting away with it.
The fact remains that if you are a senator and your family net worth is $500 million, you can drown the secretary you've been shagging who is knocked up with your love child and get away with it...:barf: :barf:

As far as the stated scenario turning out with you not in jail, a snowball's chance in hell, unless one of the cops is your brother.

Those Kennedys know how to party, don't they??
 
At least the kennedy's misbehavior keeps them out of the White House. If Teddy were to even think of running he would be crucifyed.
 
The liberal media told the USA that Conservative talk radio host Rush L. would have to be honest upon going into treatment.

Well......

What about Kennedy(Liberal Politician)?
 
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