Just paging through the local paper and saw this.
http://citizen-times.com/cgi-bin/column.cgi?jb&0
Channeling with the Founding Fathers
JOHN BOYLE, COLUMNIST
Published 06/01/00
The Second Amendment: A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
Only in Asheville, New Age capital of the universe, could a columnist have the opportunity to interview via seance the deceased founding fathers of our country about gun control and the Constitution. Had a great interview, by the way, even though they were a little out of touch with current events, not to mention a little moldy.
I told them about the 13-year-old militia soldier, apparently intent on keeping Florida free from British tyranny, who shot a teacher to death last week at his middle school. After being sent home for throwing water balloons in school, the boy shot the father of two in the head, authorities say. The seventh-grader, apparently tired of lugging around a heavy, long-gun musket similar to the one Charlton Heston hoisted overhead at the recent NRA convention in Charlotte, opted instead for a .25-caliber semi-automatic handgun.
"What's a semi-automatic handgun and why would a 13-year-old have one?" former President George Washington said.
It fires as fast as you can pull the trigger, I explained, adding that we've got plenty of guns in the United States these days - close to 200 million, including 65 million handguns.
I told them about how back in February in Flint, Mich., a 6-year-old boy angry at classmate Kayla Rolland, shot and killed her with a semi-automatic flintlock pistol. That was shocking to the fathers.
"Why would a 6-year-old be allowed to take his militia-issue firearm and take it to school?" Ben Franklin chimed in. "Was the little girl a Brit?"
They looked mortified when they heard about a 13-year-old boy who was apparently defending Fort Gibson, Okla., from the Redcoats last December and brought a 9mm semiautomatic muzzle-loader to his middle school. He fired into a group of classmates, injuring five of them.
"I'm confused," said Constitution author James Madison, also a former president. "Were the classmates British subversives trying to infiltrate the school and then the state? And how could he fire so many shots so quickly? It takes at least 30 seconds to reload even the finest, most modern firearms."
I reeled off a list of 17 school shootings between 1996 and 1999 that left 35 students and teachers dead. Most involved semi-automatic handguns.
"How can the students get hold of these handguns so easily?" Washington asked.
You don't want to hear this, I said, but it's because of the Second Amendment. They didn't understand why "well-regulated" militias needed so many guns and why so many young people use them, especially when each state has a National Guard. They couldn't believe that in 1997, 32,436 Americans died in firearm-related deaths., including 12,942 murders.
"Is there a war on?" Jefferson asked.
In a way, I said.
"You know, 220 years ago we never envisioned a world like this," he said.
John Boyle's column appears on Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Contact him at 232-5847, or JBoyle@CITIZEN-TIMES.com
I,ve informed him of my feelings... Thoughts from anyone else, please share them with Mr. Boyle as well.
Medic
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http://citizen-times.com/cgi-bin/column.cgi?jb&0
Channeling with the Founding Fathers
JOHN BOYLE, COLUMNIST
Published 06/01/00
The Second Amendment: A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
Only in Asheville, New Age capital of the universe, could a columnist have the opportunity to interview via seance the deceased founding fathers of our country about gun control and the Constitution. Had a great interview, by the way, even though they were a little out of touch with current events, not to mention a little moldy.
I told them about the 13-year-old militia soldier, apparently intent on keeping Florida free from British tyranny, who shot a teacher to death last week at his middle school. After being sent home for throwing water balloons in school, the boy shot the father of two in the head, authorities say. The seventh-grader, apparently tired of lugging around a heavy, long-gun musket similar to the one Charlton Heston hoisted overhead at the recent NRA convention in Charlotte, opted instead for a .25-caliber semi-automatic handgun.
"What's a semi-automatic handgun and why would a 13-year-old have one?" former President George Washington said.
It fires as fast as you can pull the trigger, I explained, adding that we've got plenty of guns in the United States these days - close to 200 million, including 65 million handguns.
I told them about how back in February in Flint, Mich., a 6-year-old boy angry at classmate Kayla Rolland, shot and killed her with a semi-automatic flintlock pistol. That was shocking to the fathers.
"Why would a 6-year-old be allowed to take his militia-issue firearm and take it to school?" Ben Franklin chimed in. "Was the little girl a Brit?"
They looked mortified when they heard about a 13-year-old boy who was apparently defending Fort Gibson, Okla., from the Redcoats last December and brought a 9mm semiautomatic muzzle-loader to his middle school. He fired into a group of classmates, injuring five of them.
"I'm confused," said Constitution author James Madison, also a former president. "Were the classmates British subversives trying to infiltrate the school and then the state? And how could he fire so many shots so quickly? It takes at least 30 seconds to reload even the finest, most modern firearms."
I reeled off a list of 17 school shootings between 1996 and 1999 that left 35 students and teachers dead. Most involved semi-automatic handguns.
"How can the students get hold of these handguns so easily?" Washington asked.
You don't want to hear this, I said, but it's because of the Second Amendment. They didn't understand why "well-regulated" militias needed so many guns and why so many young people use them, especially when each state has a National Guard. They couldn't believe that in 1997, 32,436 Americans died in firearm-related deaths., including 12,942 murders.
"Is there a war on?" Jefferson asked.
In a way, I said.
"You know, 220 years ago we never envisioned a world like this," he said.
John Boyle's column appears on Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Contact him at 232-5847, or JBoyle@CITIZEN-TIMES.com
I,ve informed him of my feelings... Thoughts from anyone else, please share them with Mr. Boyle as well.
Medic
------------------
Admit Nothing,
Deny Everything,
Make Counter Accusations