Sorry, I don't have a TV, so completing the assignment wasn't possible for me.
How about if I post an old Patton quote (from real life) instead?
"Only a New Orleans pimp would carry a pearl-handled revolver." --Gen. Patton, after being asked by a journalist about his "pearl-handled" (actually ivory) revolver.
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"We are going to fight. We are going to be hurt.
But in the end, we will stand."
--Roland Deschain