We should send my wife after Bin Laden with my GP100! He'd be dead as a doornail!

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Went to the range yesterday with my wife.

She is experienced with semi-auto's but has never warmed up to my GP100 6" full barrel. She is 5'3" 105lbs. soaking wet and the gun is simply too heavy for her to shoot comfortably.

Well we had been shooting for a while and we were getting ready to leave. I had one round of .38sp. left and I asked her if she wanted to squeeze it off in my GP100. She said OK and I loaded it up.

I set up an Osama Bin Laden face target I printed on-line at 7 yards, and we were ready to go.

I got behind her and in a very condescending husband to wife (you don't know what you are doing with my revolver) tone said "remember focus on the front sight, roll the trigger back don't slap it, etc etc etc".

She told me to shut up and let her shoot. She cocked the hammer back and BANG! This is what she did...

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She then proceded to not say a word, set the revolver down gently, turn to me, smile wryly (as if to say, you can kiss my a**) and walk to the car with a VERY satisfied grin on her face.

I just sat there with my mouth hanging open.:eek:

I'll tell you one thing, I will never piss her off again...:D
 
That is absolutely remarkable. I have never seen a shot placement that good except on that diehard movie where the cowboy shoots the happyface on the target. I think it's one for the recordbooks for a novice, and at seven yards even. Bin Laden LOOKOUT!!!!!
 
Uta,

Our anniversary was this month, bought her 4 dozen roses and an all day spa package + $500.00 to spend however she wants.

I'm dumb...but I'm not so dumb...:p
 
Never ever make her mad. The first time my wife ever shot a gun we were in the back yard. She asked what to shoot at because I had no targets so I told her to take aim at a pine sapling about 20 yards away. Whe squeezed her first round ever and split the sapling in half. She's quite a good shot now. Congrats on a partner that can enjoy your hobbys with you.
 
Well what are you waiting for man, send her off to Afghanistan/Pakistan and get that $onofafitch yellowback bin laden to meet his maker. :D josh
 
MostToysWins,

aah, grasshopper, I see that you have learned life's most valuable secret, that is...
when she's happy, we're happy, but when she's not happy...
NO ONE IS:D
 
utaherrn Thank you master

"when she's happy, we're happy, but when she's not happy...
NO ONE IS"

I think that I now know the mystery of life with your teaching.

Had the same thing happen when I purchased her Glock 26 (was what she wanted, I dont like Glocks) and the first mag at 7 yards all when through the black.
Class repeat after me "Yes dear, I love you dear" "Yes dear, I love you dear"
 
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