Warning...Virus Alert

[DorGunR]

Subject: virus alert

There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort
of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a
colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at all,
purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the words 'This
is too much for me, I'm going out for a beer. This better not be here when
I get back.'

Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive WORK in
paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the WORK to your
trash can.

Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you do
not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK virus has already
corrupted your life!


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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."

 

[Shin-Tao]

I thought WORK was a pilsner.

 

[Blueyedog]

See DorGunR,
I knew you had a warped sense of humor too.

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Refuse to be a "helpless" victim.
Knowing Your Rights WAGC in Indiana

 

[Ivanhoe]

Having worked in a government environment for many years, I've developed an immunity.

 

[C.R.Sam]

I had work avoidance software installed years ago.

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Sam I am, grn egs n packin

Nikita Khrushchev predicted confidently in a speech in Bucharest, Rumania on June 19, 1962 that: " The United States will eventually fly the Communist Red Flag...the American people will hoist it themselves."

 

[sgtar15]

Well, considering that I hurt my back 6 months ago due to the work virus, I would love to be able to see this virus again. Work is not always fun, but going without it is sometimes worse.

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ALL CRIMES ARE HATE CRIMES.

SGTAR15