Vegetarian hunter???

[Ranger Al]

Anyone veggitarian hunter? I mean, you go home and eat veggies and enjoy hunting wild games. I met a really cool gal who doesn't believe in eating meat, not even stuffs that come from animal (milk or cheese).

Dump her and eat meat or get her to try eating meat and be happy? Just wondering what everyone would say about it.

 

[Art Eatman]

Dump. Sooner or later she's gonna get expensive from a health standpoint, from lack of intake of certain enzymes which are only available from meat. Unfortunately for her, she's stuck with being an omnivore. Biology sez, "Balanced diet, Bubba!" Meat's a weight on the balance bar.

Why mess with anybody who is so different in philosophy of life? Sorta like Obama wanting to date Sarah Palin. Doesn't work. Eventually, quarrels and squabbles. Why bother?

And wasn't it that good Californian, Cheech, who opined that you should never go to bed with anyone crazier than you are?

And that's the end of this month's episode of "Ann Landers strikes again."

Art