From the Home Office, in a land where all citizens are now safe because guns are banned.
Your Practical Guide to Crime Prevention
Too long to post in it's entirety, but here's the contents list, and a revealing snippet after that. Italics and bold mine.
Contents
Introduction
Personal Safety
Personal possessions
Racial harassment
Help for elderly people
Alcohol and drugs
Keeping your children safe
Out and about with your child
Looking after your Home
The things you own
Your community
Consumer power and crime prevention
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Personal Safety:
How can you stay safe?
At home
. . .
If you wake to hear the sound of an intruder, only you can decide how best to handle the situation. You may want to lie quietly to avoid attracting attention to yourself, in the hope that they will leave. Or you may feel more confident if you switch on the lights and make a lot of noise by moving about. Even if you’re on your own, call out loudly to an imaginary companion – most burglars will flee empty-handed rather than risking a confrontation.
(evidently "hot burglaries" are no longer a problem) Ring the police as soon as it’s safe for you to do so. A telephone extension in your bedroom will make you feel more secure as it allows you to call the police immediately, without alerting the intruder.
Draw your curtains after dark and if you think there is a prowler outside – dial 999.
(and pray)
Out and about
If you often walk home in the dark, get a personal attack alarm from a DIY store . . . Carry it in your hand so you can use it immediately to scare off an attacker. Make sure it is designed to continue sounding if it’s dropped or falls to the ground. (so the police can home in on your body)
ad nauseum
[This message has been edited by Oatka (edited October 24, 2000).]
Your Practical Guide to Crime Prevention
Too long to post in it's entirety, but here's the contents list, and a revealing snippet after that. Italics and bold mine.
Contents
Introduction
Personal Safety
Personal possessions
Racial harassment
Help for elderly people
Alcohol and drugs
Keeping your children safe
Out and about with your child
Looking after your Home
The things you own
Your community
Consumer power and crime prevention
---
Personal Safety:
How can you stay safe?
At home
. . .
If you wake to hear the sound of an intruder, only you can decide how best to handle the situation. You may want to lie quietly to avoid attracting attention to yourself, in the hope that they will leave. Or you may feel more confident if you switch on the lights and make a lot of noise by moving about. Even if you’re on your own, call out loudly to an imaginary companion – most burglars will flee empty-handed rather than risking a confrontation.
(evidently "hot burglaries" are no longer a problem) Ring the police as soon as it’s safe for you to do so. A telephone extension in your bedroom will make you feel more secure as it allows you to call the police immediately, without alerting the intruder.
Draw your curtains after dark and if you think there is a prowler outside – dial 999.
(and pray)
Out and about
If you often walk home in the dark, get a personal attack alarm from a DIY store . . . Carry it in your hand so you can use it immediately to scare off an attacker. Make sure it is designed to continue sounding if it’s dropped or falls to the ground. (so the police can home in on your body)
ad nauseum
[This message has been edited by Oatka (edited October 24, 2000).]