Two Ways to Test Gun Control

[Squirrel_Bait]

First: A new law requiring all stolen guns in crack-houses to have safety-locks. This law shall be written to ONLY apply to crack-houses run by convicted felons. By doing this we can check the effectiveness of laws on criminals.

Second: Two rooms shall be built with video cameras in each. One will contain Wayne LaPierre and 50 loaded guns. The other will contain Charles Schumer and 5 large, violent felons. By doing this we can prove wither or not it is guns or people that cause crime.

What do you think of these ideas?

 

[Kingcreek]

That's good...hehe...that's Very good.
Ooops. I just accidentally quoted our Comander-in-Heat.

 

[dinosaur]

S&W and Glock should set up an exchange program so that crack dealers can swap their dangerous stolen guns for fingerprinted, safe ones.

 

[foxfire]

Enterprising locksmiths should quickly set up shops next to crack houses and gun shows so as to assist those who may have 'misplaced' their keys to their safe guns...


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No fate but what we make...

 

[Monkeyleg]

"The other will contain Charles Schumer and 5 large, violent felons."

I'll gladly kick in for the vaseline.

Dick

 

[Squirrel_Bait]

K-Y jelly please, and doesn't he have a pretty mouth?

 

[Ed Brunner]

I wont stoop to your level but we all know why Chuckie doesnt need the lube!!

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Better days to be,

Ed

 

[Futo Inu]

LOL. Squirrel, may I appropriate that and email to all my friends?

 

[Oleg Volk]

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Wouldn't that make it "One small and five large violent felons"?

 

[Squirrel_Bait]

To Futo Inu: Please do.

To Oleg: Schumer is not a violent felon, just a mean and petty one.

 

[Coinneach]

Here's a simple, effective way to test gun control:

Which cities have the most stringent laws? Washington DC, Chicago, Los Angeles, Denver.

Which cities have the highest violent-crime rates? Washington DC, Chicago, Los Angeles, Denver.

Which state has the least stringent laws? Vermont.

Which state has the lowest violent-crime rate? Vermont.

Wow, imagine that.

 

[panzerfuehrer]

I keep telling you guys to move up here!

Interesting that I checked out the Ms. Messageboards the other day and there was a lady who claimed to live here, and claims that our low rate of crime is due to all the progressives living here that don't own guns. Wanted to have a field day with that, but then figured she probably lives in the PRB.


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Panzerführer

Die Wahrheit ist eine Perle. Werfen sie nicht vor die Säue.

Those that beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those that don't.

 

[Coinneach]

Panzer, I'd love to move to VT, but Colorado is already too damned cold for me.

BTW... don't they have more "progressives" per capita in DC?