These are David Letterman's. Too funny:
10. "Because No Clinton Has Ever Disgraced The Office Of Senator"
9. "I'll Try Not To Misplace Or Shred Important Legislation"
8. "Endorsed By The CBS Jesus"
7. "If You Slept With My Husband, The Least You Can Do Is Vote For Me"
6. "I've Loved Every One Of The 17 Days I've Spent Here In New York"
5. "Of The Two Insane Power-Hungry Candidates, I'm Better At Pretending To Be Nice"
4. "Vote For Me Or I'll Have Bill Poison Your Water Supply"
3. "Never Indicted...Knock On Wood!"
2. "I Can Run New York -- Hell, I Ran The Whole Country"
1. "Wait'll You See The Scandals I'm Planning!"
and some that didn’t make the list ……………..
-- "I Can Deal With Political Weasels -- Hell, I Married One"
-- "Let's Nuke Jersey!"
-- "As You Can See By My Marriage, I'll Let You Do Whatever The Hell You Want"
-- "Fighting For Jobs, Education, and Whatever Else You Need To Pretend To Care About These Days"
-- "Indictment-Free Since '93"
10. "Because No Clinton Has Ever Disgraced The Office Of Senator"
9. "I'll Try Not To Misplace Or Shred Important Legislation"
8. "Endorsed By The CBS Jesus"
7. "If You Slept With My Husband, The Least You Can Do Is Vote For Me"
6. "I've Loved Every One Of The 17 Days I've Spent Here In New York"
5. "Of The Two Insane Power-Hungry Candidates, I'm Better At Pretending To Be Nice"
4. "Vote For Me Or I'll Have Bill Poison Your Water Supply"
3. "Never Indicted...Knock On Wood!"
2. "I Can Run New York -- Hell, I Ran The Whole Country"
1. "Wait'll You See The Scandals I'm Planning!"
and some that didn’t make the list ……………..
-- "I Can Deal With Political Weasels -- Hell, I Married One"
-- "Let's Nuke Jersey!"
-- "As You Can See By My Marriage, I'll Let You Do Whatever The Hell You Want"
-- "Fighting For Jobs, Education, and Whatever Else You Need To Pretend To Care About These Days"
-- "Indictment-Free Since '93"