FirstFreedom
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That Sound Dirty But Really Aren't (and one to grow on).
Mods, if this is too Risque, then please remove and accept my apologies. This is an original from me. I got to thinking about how funny some phrases sound....
Top Ten Muzzleloader Rifle-Related Phrases that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't (and one to grow on)
11. "It's easy - just stuff it down the front."
10. "I'm old school - round balls only."
9. "Lube that breech plug before you start screwing."
8. "That's one long Pedersoli you got there."
7. "Felt Wads"
6. "If your patch gets stuck, fish around with your worm then pull it out."
5. "Butter up that conical if you want it to slip down easily."
4. "Here, hang onto my ramrod."
3. "First step in the process is to position the cap on the nipple."
2. "I just shot my last load."
1. "Hold the butt between your legs while I swab your bore."
Mods, if this is too Risque, then please remove and accept my apologies. This is an original from me. I got to thinking about how funny some phrases sound....
Top Ten Muzzleloader Rifle-Related Phrases that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't (and one to grow on)
11. "It's easy - just stuff it down the front."
10. "I'm old school - round balls only."
9. "Lube that breech plug before you start screwing."
8. "That's one long Pedersoli you got there."
7. "Felt Wads"
6. "If your patch gets stuck, fish around with your worm then pull it out."
5. "Butter up that conical if you want it to slip down easily."
4. "Here, hang onto my ramrod."
3. "First step in the process is to position the cap on the nipple."
2. "I just shot my last load."
1. "Hold the butt between your legs while I swab your bore."