This is your brain on drugs...

12-34hom

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Dateline NPR radio,

A man recieved a phone call, informing him this was the "police department" in the city in which this subject lives in..

Informing him that the large marijuane plant growing in his house was illegal..............

And if he cut the plant down and brought it into the police department no charges would be brought against him for growing his crop.

Subject cut the plant down as instructed and promptly went to the police station with said marijuana plant in tow..

"I'm here as instructed" this subject informed the officer at the local P.D. "I'm sorry sir" replied the officer no such call was made from us.... :)

Subject was then arrested for possesssion of a controlled substance... :)

This must be the reason they call it DOPE..



[This message has been edited by 12-34hom (edited September 10, 2000).]
 
Variation on the theme: Grandson and cronies are real dopes and plant crappy seeds in grandmothers' ficus while she is distracted.
Being a totally nonjudgmental gardner (never met a weed) she nurtures the volunteer plant in her living room.
She gets the same call and dutifully complies and thus loses her home - Her only source of economic stability. She dies in a rest home paid for by the state.
Is that the WOD? Are we headed there?
 
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