THIRD shooting at a Denny's in CA!

NBT

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After recieving service(if that's what they call it) from Denny's, sometimes I feel like going on a shooting rampage:D But seriously, their food sucks.
 
"...fight between two large groups" at 0230 AM. Translation: Gangs shot it out for turff this morning.....You know the oppressed illegal gun owners that don't give a flying *&*^^ for gun laws, while the disarmed state slaves stood by and waited for their masters to arrive and award the winner's:cool: metals.:cool:

As too "why Denny's"? What else is open that time of day?
 
Maybe they can re-name the Slam breakfasts after gun calibers. The biggest and heartiest meal would be the ".50BMG Slam". For those on a stricter diet, may I suggest the ".40SW Slam" or the "9mm Slam".

Waitress: "Sir, are you ready to order?"
Me: "Hmmm, I'll have the .357 Slam with a side of white toast and a large orange juice."
 
Look for California to require all Denny's to add this sticker to their menus:

"Warning – Denny’s food is known to the State of California to attract patrons who may cause you physical harm or death."
 
deanadell

I was thinking the same dang thing! :D They should put up one of those signs that say no firearms allowed that would stop all of these shootings. :rolleyes:
 
not gang related?

Who is the bigger idiot, the police sgt quoted, or the reporter? "a fight between two large groups", and then "shooting does not appear to be gang related" What the ? do you call a "large group" of people in a fight if not a gang? A Mob (no wait, the Mob is a "gang"), a "family"?, a Herd? a Bunch?, a Troop? a Pride?, a Pack? Where will the madness end?????;) ;)
 
44 AMP....I vote for a gaggle. Similar to a flock, but relates only to turkeys. Since that is what a gang is, just a bunch of turkeys strutting around trying to get the hen.
 
I'm all for CCW, but if I show this to any of the liberals I know they will insta respond with the "LA is the second largest city, its a matter of odds.".
 
I've taken up a boycott against Denny's when they pulled God's gift to breakfast, the Breakfast Dagwood, off their menu.

I've sworn never to return until its brought back to the menu, unfortuantly, as I won't be returning, I'll never know.

What's this got to do with anything? Got me, but I forwarded on one of these articles to the wife to stifle her questions as to why I occasionally wear a pistol out to the diner. ;)
 
I've only been in a Denny's once - a friend wanted to stop their for breakfast and ordered something I can only describe as phlegm on a biscuit. We didn't get shot.
 
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