C'mon now Outlaw1, didn't you read the fine print at the bottom.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>This story is a work of fiction, solely for entertainment, and satirical purposes. Copyright © 1999 by Cary Darling. All Rights Reserved[/quote]
It was all made up! But the candy cane schrapnel is an awfully good idea.
Funny how even fiction like this comes pretty close to the mark in describing the defensive capability of our little "Toy Factory."
Janet Reno actually was able to infiltrate the toy factory. Apparently she hadn't shaved in about a week prior to the raid, and she just kinda walked in the front door. I honestly thought that she was just another bearded elf (but an ugly one). Her cover was blown however, when she tried getting into one of the leather reindeer harnesses and Rudolph stuck his nose....well, now i guess details aren't that important. Suffice to say we were alerted that something fishy was going down and we were able to quash it.
Merry Christmas to all...
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Ho, Ho, Ho!
