The Neoconservative Bill of Rights

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Amendment I

Congress shall pass all laws disrespecting an establishment of religion, or mandating the exercise thereof; abridging the freedom of speech, and of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II

A well regulated law enforcement agency, being necessary to the security of the police state, the right of the government to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III

No citizen shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the government, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by executive order.

Amendment IV

The right of the government to be secure, all persons, houses, papers, and effects, are privy to searches and seizures, Warrants shall be issued, without probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and without describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V

All persons shall be held to answer for any capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or pardon of the executive branch, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or the military, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; and shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; and private property shall be taken for public use, without compensation.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall not enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, without a jury wherever the president decrees, which district shall have been executive ordered, and shall not be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; with no witnesses against him; without compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have no counsel for his defense.

Amendment VII

In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, no right of trial exists and shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall be required, excessive fines imposed, and cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall be construed to deny or disparage anything retained by the people.

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution are reserved to the Executive Branch.


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I'll see your copypasta and raise the bet.

The Liberal Bill of Rights

Amendment I

Congress shall separate Church and State, and ensure that no public agency ever acknowledge the existence of religion. Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, except for such speech as is spoken by white males regarding women or minorities. Religion shall be defined as subjective belief systems with no basis in fact that involve rituals in a church or equivalent sacred area. Subjective belief systems with no basis in fact that do not perform rituals in a church-equivalent shall be the foundation of government policy.
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Amendment II

A National Guard and public Law Enforcement Agencies, to be established at a yet-to-be-determined time within the next two centuries, being necessary to the security of a police state, the right of certain government employees to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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Amendment III

No woman shall, in time of pregnancy, be barred from killing her child at will, regardless of medical necessity, at any point between conception and delivery. Should a woman kill her children after delivery, while it may be considered a criminal act, it shall be seen as an unfortunate consequence of mental anguish caused by dwelling in a male-dominated society, rather than a heinous crime. Fathers are considered to have no connection to the child, and to be irrelevant to its care, outside of monetary support.
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Amendment IV

The right of the people to pretend to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unwarranted and imagined fears, shall be absolute. Freedoms shall be removed from the citizenry and scary items banned as rapidly as possible to accomplish said goal, regardless of whether this accomplishes true safety, or even decreases it.
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Amendment V

Economic concerns shall be subjugated to environmental concerns, the validity of which shall be determined by emotional and spiritual divinations, rather than scientific endeavor.
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Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to blame his indiscretions on racism and poverty. The victim instead shall accept responsibility for the crime, and for his part in establishing such a hateful society.
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Amendment VII

Progressive taxation shall be the basis of Federal income, which shall hereafter be free from budgetary constraints, so that “The Rich” are not given unfair compensation for their unfairly disproportionately strong contribution to an unfairly prosperous economy.
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Amendment VIII

Of criminals, excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor jailtime prescribed without rapid parole, nor the death penalty imposed, nor access to cable television or the internet hindered, nor punishment inflicted.
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Amendment IX

The enumeration in the constitution of certain rights is flexible, and shall be denied to the people at governmental whim as “times change” and basic human rights become “outdated”.
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Amendment X

The powers not explicitly delegated to the Federal Government by the constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are assumed to be delegated to the Federal Government anyway.
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Amendment XI

In order to avoid the appearance of “arrogance”, and as the concept of the people deciding their own fate reeks of provincial tribalism, the national interests of the country shall not be decided by its elected representatives, but rather by an organization of unelected representatives of foreign nations.
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Amendment XII

The concept of patriotism or otherwise acting in the interest of the nation shall be considered abhorrent and primitive, although this shall not construed as a lack of patriotism on the part of this constitution’s adherents.
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Amendment XIII

Citizens have the right to pay large portions of their income to provide for the medical care of complete strangers, medical professionals shall undergo years of difficult and intense training in order to have the right to have their work offered to anyone at a price determined by the State, and patients shall have the right to have substandard healthcare rationed out to them at the State’s whim.
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Amendment XIV

Racial discrimination shall form the basis of all educational and hiring requirements, as long as races discriminated against are “white” and “asian”. As this amendment implies that non-asian minorities are incapable of competing with whites and asians in intellectual arenas, and is therefore racist, this amendment is now pending prosecution for hate speech crimes.
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Amendment XV

“Human Rights” shall be defined as only those benefits provided by the State, such as may be funded by taxation. The term “rights” shall not be construed to provide actual rights, such as might exist independent of government control.


Now, were you trying to make a point besides a random pasted-in swipe at a lot of pro-2A people, or what?
 
HAHAHA I see more similarities than differences.

444becausebothgroupsaresame****differentsmellandconservatismisdeadMarlin
 
If you guys want to have some real, meaningful fun, compare the Munich Manifesto to the Communist Manifesto. Turns out the term "right-wing nazi" is an oxymoron. Nazis are, by definition, leftists.
 
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