Al Gore was out jogging when he saw a boy on the sidewalk with a box
of kittens. Curious, he jogged over to talk to the boy.
"What kind of Kittens are those?" asked Al
"They're Democrats." said the boy.
Al thought that was so cute, so a few days later when he was out
jogging again, this time with his good friend and moral compass, Bill
Clinton, he told Bill to jog over to see the boy.
"What kind of Kittens are those?" Al asked again.
"They're Republicans." said the boy.
"What? A few days ago they were Democrats."
"Well, now their eyes are open.
And in a few days when they learn to walk,
they'll be Libertarians."
of kittens. Curious, he jogged over to talk to the boy.
"What kind of Kittens are those?" asked Al
"They're Democrats." said the boy.
Al thought that was so cute, so a few days later when he was out
jogging again, this time with his good friend and moral compass, Bill
Clinton, he told Bill to jog over to see the boy.
"What kind of Kittens are those?" Al asked again.
"They're Republicans." said the boy.
"What? A few days ago they were Democrats."
"Well, now their eyes are open.
And in a few days when they learn to walk,
they'll be Libertarians."