The dangers of splitting one brain, 1 million ways...

[RH]

I hope I can tell this story with the same effect that I heard it - I laughed out loud all the way to work:

A guy calls a NY radion show this AM to tell this story. He's out antiquing with friends over the weekend, gets invited to their home for BBQ with other friends, neighbors, etc. He's a 15 yr. vet LEO. As he removes his jacket, there's his off-duty on his belt. A MMM'er, wearing her shiny MMM button, gasps...
"Is that a real gun ?!" (wait...it gets better !)
Cop: "Of course it's real"
MMM: "And you carry that around when your kids are with you ??!!"
Cop: "Yes, I carry it everywhere I go"
(drumroll please.......)
MMM: "Well, does it have a LOCK on it ??!!"

PS: Cop said he quit the NRA when they supported teflon, but is going to re-up, considering what's going on recently.

 

[Dennis]

Really funny story! But it kinda reminds me of an old-time comedy scene:
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Hilarious! Sad! Amazing! Frightening!

Come one, come all!

See the all-new, all-boob, vaudeville tragi-comedy team of Reno and her MMMs!

Step right UP! It only costs ... your freedom!

 

[jeffer]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RH:
MMM: "Well, does it have a LOCK on it ??!!"[/quote]
LOL! If she ever gets robbed I'll bet she can sh%t a rainbow for the bad guys.

 

[Hueco]

I suppose when a she (or any other MMMer) gets held a gunpoint, she'll expect that her stupid button will stop the bullet. She'll be softly talking in some goofy mediative voice, "May the button protect me from the gun-psycho."

Everyday I learn of people that are less mentally operative. But this one really is the cherry on top!


Hueco