RepublicThunderbolt
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And the worst of the worst...
I have a few things to report from the Ft. Lauderdale Air & Sea Show, for anyone who might find such to be of interest.
Shortly after the beginning of the show, the U.S. Army Golden Knights performed the standard flag jump. As I doffed my cover for our flag and national anthem, I was rather dismayed to hear "Oh, Canada" being performed. Now, I have nothing against Canadians. There were probably quite a number of part-time residents from Canada in attendance, and the Snowbird team was going to perform, but this isn't Canada. I wouldn't expect to hear the "Star Spangled Banner" in Moosejaw, why play their anthem here? There were certainly more people of Cuban or other Latino extraction there than Canadians. There was a group of older Germans close to were I was, but I certainly wasn't expecting a rendition of "Deutschland uber Alles", either. At any rate, they "got around" to our anthem, eventually.
Also, the Army had a tent set up with a number of small arms on display and for handling. The best of these consisted of a nice M2HB and almost immaculate BAR. Also included were some rather beat-up arms: a pair of AK's (one a Romanian fore-grip type, I believe the other was perhaps Bulgarian), a XM-177, a M3A1 with a curious conical flash-hider and a Model 12 shotgun.
This was somewhat disquieting as hordes of children would rush up and dry-fire the weapons in more or less any direction. Maybe I'm being a bit of a codger with this, but I don't think it's all that wise to have kids thinking it's great fun to grab up a real firearm and pull the trigger, without any thought as to safety.
To further my already somewhat disparaging opinion of this enterprise, I overheard the gray-haired sergeant in charge of the table solemnly intoning some interesting "facts" to the mother of two of the children there. First, he explained the term "AK" refers to "Anthony" Kalashnikov, the rifle's designer (no doubt Mikhail Timofeyevich would have been quite pleased to learn of this "redesignation" of his Avtomat Kalashnikova). He proceeded to explain that the round fired by the AK would "...make you bleed if you got hit in the leg or something". With a dramatic flourish, he then snatched up the Grease Gun and demonstrated its larger bore, declaring fervently "Now this will blow a hole in an elephant!"
Perhaps he thought the flash-hider made the old .45 subgun into some sort of retro-ultra-powered blunderbuss. My guess would be that this fellow hadn't fired anything more powerful than the M767 11mm stapler down at the recruiting office since basic. At this point, some wunderkind managed to push out the rear takedown pin of the XM-177 and pull out the bolt, carrier and charing handle. The sergeant, attempting to reassemble the weapon, said "It won't go back in." This attracted the attention of a captain. He came over, snapped the bolt forward on the carrier with a flick of his wrist, and reassembled the weapon. He then asked the sergeant somewhat sardonically "Aren't you supposed to be watching this stuff?"
[This message has been edited by RepublicThunderbolt (edited May 08, 2000).]
I have a few things to report from the Ft. Lauderdale Air & Sea Show, for anyone who might find such to be of interest.
Shortly after the beginning of the show, the U.S. Army Golden Knights performed the standard flag jump. As I doffed my cover for our flag and national anthem, I was rather dismayed to hear "Oh, Canada" being performed. Now, I have nothing against Canadians. There were probably quite a number of part-time residents from Canada in attendance, and the Snowbird team was going to perform, but this isn't Canada. I wouldn't expect to hear the "Star Spangled Banner" in Moosejaw, why play their anthem here? There were certainly more people of Cuban or other Latino extraction there than Canadians. There was a group of older Germans close to were I was, but I certainly wasn't expecting a rendition of "Deutschland uber Alles", either. At any rate, they "got around" to our anthem, eventually.
Also, the Army had a tent set up with a number of small arms on display and for handling. The best of these consisted of a nice M2HB and almost immaculate BAR. Also included were some rather beat-up arms: a pair of AK's (one a Romanian fore-grip type, I believe the other was perhaps Bulgarian), a XM-177, a M3A1 with a curious conical flash-hider and a Model 12 shotgun.
This was somewhat disquieting as hordes of children would rush up and dry-fire the weapons in more or less any direction. Maybe I'm being a bit of a codger with this, but I don't think it's all that wise to have kids thinking it's great fun to grab up a real firearm and pull the trigger, without any thought as to safety.
To further my already somewhat disparaging opinion of this enterprise, I overheard the gray-haired sergeant in charge of the table solemnly intoning some interesting "facts" to the mother of two of the children there. First, he explained the term "AK" refers to "Anthony" Kalashnikov, the rifle's designer (no doubt Mikhail Timofeyevich would have been quite pleased to learn of this "redesignation" of his Avtomat Kalashnikova). He proceeded to explain that the round fired by the AK would "...make you bleed if you got hit in the leg or something". With a dramatic flourish, he then snatched up the Grease Gun and demonstrated its larger bore, declaring fervently "Now this will blow a hole in an elephant!"
Perhaps he thought the flash-hider made the old .45 subgun into some sort of retro-ultra-powered blunderbuss. My guess would be that this fellow hadn't fired anything more powerful than the M767 11mm stapler down at the recruiting office since basic. At this point, some wunderkind managed to push out the rear takedown pin of the XM-177 and pull out the bolt, carrier and charing handle. The sergeant, attempting to reassemble the weapon, said "It won't go back in." This attracted the attention of a captain. He came over, snapped the bolt forward on the carrier with a flick of his wrist, and reassembled the weapon. He then asked the sergeant somewhat sardonically "Aren't you supposed to be watching this stuff?"
[This message has been edited by RepublicThunderbolt (edited May 08, 2000).]