The Beretta Dookie Torture Test

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HKguy9

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Think every gun rag has covered every possible torture test? Sand, snow, mud, dirt, microwaves, ice, truck, kid brother? Well my Beretta has gone through the unthinkable...
Yesterday at the range, I accidentally left my gun holstered when I stepped in to the outhouse to...well...

Anyway, the weight of the gun on the unbuckled belt just DROPPED into the pit, action open! I reached in there for my beloved Beretta (who wouldn't?) and was about to wipe it out with cloth and some Breakfree and clean it up some, but decided against it.

The Beretta not only still functioned, but took #4 out of 38 guys at my IPSC match, against guys cleaning their Paras between every stage. Even with the dookie in the action, Berettas just keep going
 
Skunkabilly...

Though I shoot and carry a Beretta daily, I'll just take your word for it... I'm feeling NO need to do the "Dookie" test myself! :eek:
 
Holy 'crap' Skunk.......:eek:

.....You NEVER fail to make me laugh!!!!!! :D :D

I don't believe I'll try THAT test w/ my Beretta.:barf:
 
Did #5-#38 drop out due to the stench or fear of being hit by flying fecal matter flung from the firearm? That's just gross :)
 
Dammit! :mad: Why did I open this thread again? This is just NASTY!
How did you clean it? It is disinfected now, right?:( :confused:
 
skunk, I hope you didn't pi** it off !! :D opps sorry thats another test that they forgot . clean nina with bleach ! and you better apologize to her also .:rolleyes:
 
Thinking of the old Reese's commercials...

"Hey! You got s*** on my gun!"

"Well, you got gun on my s***!"
 
I think what's gross is the fact that you just don't reach into an outhouse hole to get anything...unless its really really full.:eek:

Most are so deep that you have to "fish" it out, or else get someone to hold your ankles while you retrieve it. The latter makes me wanna retch!:barf: :D

Good Shooting
RED
 
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