The all-new AC2000!

[Coinneach]

Announcing the ASSAULT CAT 2000!

Self-loading and self-cleaning, the AC2000 features unparalleled accuracy and power. Its super-strong organic frame and bio-felinic processor make taking down your quarry as simple as point-and-meow. Its black finish makes visual detection nearly impossible. Its weight -- 20 pounds! -- virtually eliminates recoil, and provides for an extremely stable platform. A low-light target acquisition system allows instantaneous identification. Best of all, the AC2000's high-capacity magazine is completely internal and non-removable, so it isn't subject to civilian restrictions on ownership!

The Assault Cat 2000 -- coming to a litterbox near you!

 

[CindyH]

Lovely, but does it come with a silencer????
(and how do you get the case closed? I'd have to go with a soft case for that one!)

 

[Mal H]

That's a beauty! I see you opted for the matte black model. If it misses the litterbox, does it come in a stainless model? And I only see one high-cat magazine, are you going to buy more? Did you get the improved model with controlled feed and the claw extractor?

(Somebody stop me!)

 

[mrsMTN]

Actually, it's the gloss black model.
And it's NOT self-loading! The fact that when it is facing you, you take on the shape of a can opener....