Thankyou America

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It's been kind of glum over in Europe recently.
We manage to get by without handguns. Not easy but we talk to each other, make love, read a book occassionally.
But as I said recently things have become a little tougher - Petrol Crisis, Floods, Reccession.
But thankyou for making us all smile and having an election. First of all the candidates were first class !
Mr.No-Charisma ( he had dark hair ) and Mr.Totally Ignorant ( he had never been abroad and moved his lips when he read his cue cards ).
And then you had the election - great fun. Can't count, can't mark crosses, can't elect one guy. But we know it's not serious - it can't be !
It is like the great days of Laurel and Hardy.
Some of my E Mail buddies from Havana, Tripoli and Baghdad, who don't have too much to smile about have joined in the laughter too !
Please don't stop we love it. Oh yes - and try to elect the stupid one who holds the map of the world upside down. We'll be laughing for another four years.
Thankyou Friends !
 
You must be in France eh ?

Laugh all you want acehole.

We are STILL free here.

We can elect an idiot if we want.
If the government gets stupid on itself, at least we have a means of resistance,unlike most European countries, which would be speaking German right now if it we hadnt intervened and done your fighting for you.

Laugh all you want. We ALWAYS get the last laugh.
 
Not all of Europe is called France, Watchman you silly boy! But your new President, when you finally get around to electing him probably thinks so.
Suggest you look in your more recent less - than -glorious military history book before you get too cocky. Still comfort yourself by getting U571 out on tape. You can learn how your valiant warriors captured the Enigma code. Beats real history !
But you are right - Be Proud of the Idiot you Elect. The most powerful Idiot on Earth. The Greatest Democracy on Earth, God help us All.
 
Aint got time to mess with you Dirty...

Im gonna go shoot my 7 handguns with some friends.I'd like to tell you about it when we are done but why bother ?
Since yall gave em up , you'll have to be content with reading about how the Americans shoot them them and enjoy doing so.

Maybe if you are nice, I'll send you a picture. I suppose that is as close to a HANDGUN as you'll ever get.
 
Dirty Bertie,
So happy we could be fodder for your jokes!
Let me say a hardy, heart felt, all American term that seems to apply very well here.... UP YOURS!!!!

Will

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Mendacity is the system we live in.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Watchman:
Aint got time to mess with you Dirty...

Im gonna go shoot my 7 handguns with some friends.I'd like to tell you about it when we are done but why bother ?
Since yall gave em up , you'll have to be content with reading about how the Americans shoot them them and enjoy doing so.

Maybe if you are nice, I'll send you a picture. I suppose that is as close to a HANDGUN as you'll ever get.

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Excellent ! When you get back here is a little test you can practise when the weather is too bad to go outside and shoot your guns. Ask your little friends to join in - it may save some time at your next election.

BALLOT - put Cross in ONE space

0 - Man who likes Guns
0 - Pinko

Get someone to check it for you and feel free to try as many times as you like.
 
Dirty Bertie,

There are some of us that are laughing on this side, as well.

How many idiots does it take to mark a ballot?

19,000. But they still can't get it right, and even 4th graders (9 yr olds) can do better than they.

I'll recognize to you that we have a fat, spoiled, self-indulgent, lazy society as a whole. This election is indicative of the division that has taken place primarily over the last 8 years. And we are now feeling the fruits of our character. We are perishing.

America is a shadow of what it used to be. And many of us who understand and remember are fighting to restore it to it's former standard.

However, laughing at someone else's misfortune from a position of appearant superiority shows a serious lack of character and integrity. This includes the scoffs of Americans toward other countries.

The acceptance of truth and its integration into our lives make us free.

"3 squares and a bed to sleep on" provided by our government, who has to take it from us in order to give it to us with conditions, does not make us free; it makes us slaves.

The number of people who understand this seems to be diminishing. But, hopefully you are one who understands this concept.

Sincerely,

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"When freedom is at stake, your silence is not golden, it's yellow..." RKBA!

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[This message has been edited by John/az2 (edited November 11, 2000).]
 
Tensions over the election is not an excuse for neglecting decorum. While disagreeing is perfectly acceptable here, disrepect towards one another is not.
 
While I realize your topic and post would indicate you are trolling simply to solicit a reaction from the members and cause trouble.
But in truth, as John said, there is a certain levity involved in the whole mess. And the fact is there are times that Bush, the obvious TFL favorite, does tend to look the boop on occassion. However, when one looks to his record in Texas I think we have feel secure with the notion of having him in the Whitehouse, I know I am. As to the fact that he has not spent any time abroad I cannot see that is a down fall on his part. We (Americans) spend far too much time over seas trying to help countries whom make no attempt to help themselves and/or call on America to resolve their internal problems. That is not meant as a insult to you. It is a sad fact that we expend too much time, resources and American blood on fields of battle for others whom fail to appreciate it.
By me at least your post is well taken. Hell, join us and laugh with us. I'm sure that once the process is complete and we have selected a leader, which ever way it goes, there will be no shortage of over seas countries that will be asking for our help once again and will not care if it is the dark haired one of the stupid one. ;)

Welcome to TFL. Stick around and visit the Handguns & Pistolcraft forum. It is sad that your own government does not allow you to own handguns but at least you can enjoy them vicariously through us. :)

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Missouri; Home to ballot fraud and dead senators. We're so proud.
 
Dirty Bertie, I'm glad you're NOT from the good 'ol USA! Otherwise, I would just suspect you of being some POOR LOSER here stateside!

BTW- what country are you from in Europe???!! ;-)

Regards! DaMan

If your friends from Tripoli, Havana, or Baghdad would like to contact me....
my e-mail is DonQatu@aol.com

Looking forward to their opinions!

Regards! DaMan

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Am I the only one here with the impression that Dirty Bernie is one of us and is having far too much fun being sarcastic?
 
Guys - Dont feed the trolls.
Thread Closed.

I'm disappointed guys... High Road.

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You might laugh in the face of FEAR... but unless your armed, its a nervous, unconvincing, little laugh.
 
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