Thank You Mr. President

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DorGunR

New member
Dear Mr. President:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending my
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick.
Are there any others that we should know about?

Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what
the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are
not sex and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT
have sex.

Thank you for introducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation
and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag The Dog" could be
plausible after all.

Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful,
Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy
look moral.

Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have plead the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democrat campaign fund raising.

Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the
Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions
(so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign
policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as
necessary trips.

Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see her. Tell her I'm
working on a "Thank You" letter for her.

Looking forward to January 2001.

Average Joe


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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."
 
"Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral."

:D :eek: :D :eek: :D :eek:


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"When there are many words, transgression is unavoidable, but he who restrains his lips is wise."
--Proverbs 10:19
 
(While wiping lime sherbert off my monitor and keyboard)
GOD I LOVE YOU MAN!

ROTFLMAO

:D

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I thought I'd seen it all, until a 22WMR spun a bunny 2 1/4 times in the air!
 
After cleaning the spewed coffee offen my printer, will print, copy and hang in assorted places, including post offices.

Thanks, Sam
 
Coupla things:

1) DorGunR didn't write this.

2) It's been around for quite a while and keeps resurfacing.

As you were. :)
 
LawDog,
Coinneach is correct....I DID NOT write this, a co-worker e-mailed it to me this morning and I copied and pasted it exactly as she sent it. I did not add to or delete anything from the e-mail that she sent. I dont know who wrote it but I would like to shake their hand.

Take care. :)


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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."
 
And thank you for bugging out to jolly ol England...see you in the Queens court...just know you shant behave yourself over there. There's that music again...over there, over there, we're sending him over there. The yanks are coming and the girls are humming...we won't be back until its over there. :D
 
So Slick Willie is going to England . He's got it over the Queen in one respect . When people greet her they only have to drop to ONE knee .

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TOM
SASS AMERICAN LEGION NRA
 
Thanks for the quick pick-me-up at the end of a long day... ;)

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...defend the 2nd., it protects us all.
No fate but what we make...
 
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