Just found this on the web. Not sure if it's been here before.
Dear Mr. President:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending
my"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
Broaddrick. Are there any others that we should know about?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
really planned to wait until they were about 10 or so to discuss it with
them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
know is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know that
certain sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex while the other
one involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a
new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie,
"Wag The Dog", could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford
look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have plead
the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32
criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much
of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
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"Some people spend an entire liftime wondering if they made a difference. Marines don't have that problem."
Semper Fi
Dear Mr. President:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending
my"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
Broaddrick. Are there any others that we should know about?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
really planned to wait until they were about 10 or so to discuss it with
them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
know is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know that
certain sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex while the other
one involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a
new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie,
"Wag The Dog", could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford
look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have plead
the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32
criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much
of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
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"Some people spend an entire liftime wondering if they made a difference. Marines don't have that problem."
Semper Fi