Texas Survivor

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Jeff OTMG

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I am probably not suppose to do this, so lock me if you must, but everyone enjoyed my last rules if you are moving to Texas post.

We have a new game in Texas. The idea came from this summers hit TV series "Survivor".

You have to drive a car from San Antonio to Corpus Christi to Houston to Tyler to Dallas to Amarillo to El Paso to San Angelo to Austin, using only back roads while unarmed, with a bumper sticker on the car and wearing a shirt that says:
"I'm a queer from New York...and I'm here to take your guns and Shiner away from you."

The first one to arrive safely is the winner.
 
That sounds like a dialogue line from a RPGame. I wouldn't choose it without a savegame.

If the game is Texas, start in Brownsville and tell the merchants in Matamoros that you have banned the capitalist oppressors from the north from their market. A big gun and high armor points will help in the response.
 
Lets remove the a/c from the car if you are planning to do it during the summer months (with no rehydration rest stops except at out of the way biker bars).

Greg
 
Don't forget to dye your hair pink and get a mohawk before you start. ;-)
 
Let's make it REALLY tough. On the side of the Volvo, paint the words:

NAFTA ENFORCEMENT AGENT
FEDERAL BUREAU OF GLOBALIZATION
 
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