Ted Kennedy Proposes Monument to Himself

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http://newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/12/7/123047.shtml

I propose this as a monument for him
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Cause he's allways full of crap!
 
That "chamber pot" looks too much like modern art and the pigeons will use it.

I'd prefer a realistic larger than life bronze statute of Ted scrambling out of his car and struggling to the surface. His heroic effort to save his female companion is shown by him gallantly offering his foot to her and her futile efforts to grab at it with her face.
 
Hmmm, I would think a giant bottle of Scotch would be more fitting, or a giant dead secretary.

"Er, um, Mary Jo, what do you, er, um know." :D
 
I would suggest an overturned '71 Oldsmobile sedan with an empty scotch bottle and an inflatable love doll in the front seat.

I was on vacation in Martha's Vineyard with my wife (and Glock .45) this past summer. We took the car ferry over to Chappaquiddick; it is a very wild and natural island with tight controls to keep it from becoming too built up. We went to visit "The Bridge" where the "accident" that killed Mary Jo Kopecne took place. Being at that site gave me a wierd feeling, knowing what happened there.

And this egotistic murdering scumbag now wants to build himself a monument.

I'm sure that it won't be too much longer till the democrats/socialists launch a campaign to put Slick Willie's mug on Mt. Rushmore... :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
The version I read that seemed the most logical theorized from the position of the body that Mary Joe was still alive while Ted was towelling himself off and formulating an alibi with his cronies. They found her with her head in the highest point of the car where the pocket of air would have lasted longest (the car being upside down, she was not where she would have been thrown during any accident).

Maybe O.J. should dedicate any memorial to Ted. :barf:
 
There once was a young man named Teddy,
Who drove poor Mary Jo off a jetty.
Cried Ted, 'I love women,
But this one ain't swimmin'.
Call Dad, get my alibi ready.'
 
Justice for Mary Jo will never be forthcoming. I can only hope there is a just God who will fry the swimmer. He is a disgrace! :mad:
 
Does anyone really live in Mass? If so why do they keep voting for him? Or is it the hanging chads that keep getting him elected?
 
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No, it's still full of the tea dumped in there.

We'll have a second Boston Tea Party with tax forms, warrants, and the like :eek:
 
So does anyone actually have a source to this story from a less biased news source? I find numerous listings via a Google search that show BLOGs, News Max, and Free Republic, but not from other places where it would be expected such as AP.
 
Good old Teddy!

"While the questions have not been written yet, historians said they expect that the center would address the Chappaquiddick episode and other nonpolicy-related matters."

Well, it's about time somebody addressed the "Chappaquiddick episode." After all, it was a MURDER!!! Of course, since it was a "nonpolicy-related matter," it's probably none of our business.

I wonder how Teddy's oral history will begin???. . . "My umm errr granddaddy was a rum runnah. That's how the family made our ummm errr fortune!"

Only in America! Well, at least all of the younger ones keep offing themselves! Genetics are a wonderful thing!

Vanguard.45

P.S. I wonder if Clinton is going to request that an oral history be done for him and what exactly that will entail???
 
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