Suggestion for Wal*Mart

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CindyH

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I hope it;s OK to post this here, but it is a pretty "general" thing. In Legal/Political, there is a thread going about the "grandma" who pulled a gun on a BG at Wal*Mart. MountainGun44 suggested the following:
"This woman was a hero. Wal-Mart should give her a lifetime supply of free ammo...from the gun department."
That is such a GREAT idea!!!!!
Wouldn't it be great if Wal*Mart got 500+ letters from gun-owners applauding her actions and suggesting just such a thing?
I'm going to find Wal*Mart's address (unless someone else already has it) and I'll post it. I think it would be best if they all went to the same place.
Please write and tell Wal*Mart "give granny her gun!" (or ammo, as the case may be). I'll bet that lady would be so stoked to get a bunch of free ammo because of us. She's my hero! :)

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Cindy, that's a great idea you have there. Loved your web page. I am a Hillbilly, and am very fond of White Trash.
Arrell
 
It's a great suggestion, and in earlier times it might have happened.

But this is the age of the lawyers. WalMart's
crew would kill it in a second as "encouraging people with guns to act like cops just so they'd get a discount, etc."

The first time someone got injured there because of a botched holdup, the plaintiff's lawyers would be all over them.

Too bad that wussy Sheriff's dept. or the town's mayor wouldn't recognize her with a citizenship award.
 
Oatka,
Yeah I thought the same thing after I posted this. Even if we suggested they just give her smoe gift certificates or something, it would still be looked upon as "encouraging people to act like cops...." :( :(
Oh, well. Maybe I'll just send her ten bucks myself! :D

Arrell, LOL :) thanks. the art of being a hick is truly underappreciated IMHO
 
or you could do this:

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse or
significant other is taking his or her sweet
time!

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in people's carts when they're not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten
minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor,
leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in
an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station;
then turn them all off and turn the volumes to '10'.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with
tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
8. Move "caution: wet floor" signs to carpeted area.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department;tell others you'll only invite them in if
they bring pillows from Bed and
Bath.
10. When someone asks if you need help,
begin to cry and ask, "why won't you people leave me alone".
11. Look right into the security camera, and
use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
12. Take up an extra aisle in Toys by
setting up a full scale battlefield with Pokemon vs. the X-men.
13. Ask other customers if they have any
Grey Poupon.
14. While handling guns in the hunting
department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
15. Switch the men's and women's signs on
the doors of the restrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming
the theme from Mission Impossible.
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front
of the store.
18. In the auto department, practice your
"Madonna" look with various funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing racks and when
people browse through, say things like "pick me! Pick me!!".
20. When an announcement comes over the
loudspeaker, yell "It's those voices again".!!!!
21. If the store has a food court, buy a
soft drink; explain that you
don't get out much, and ask if they
can put a little umbrella in it.
22. Go into the dressing room and yell real
loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!
:D :D

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Hey guess what, my husband works at Wally Mart and the next time I go up there to wait for him, I will just do all of those things, and maybe add some to it. :D :D :D
Anyone with any other ideas, let me know so I can make a list.
PS If you want to access most of the Wal Mart intercoms the code on the phones is #96.
;) ;) ;) ;)
 
Why, thank ya, "Crispy" ;). I think I can put that info to good use (visions of the radar tech from Spaceballs.."I'm having trouble with the radar, sir." LOL). Hmmm, let's see, your husband works at Wally World just down the road from me... Mwhahahahahahaha!!! :D

Personally, I like #1,3 :eek:,5,7 (ugh those magic numbers! Remember Summer Band and Mr. Kline, "Stacy" [rib, rib! :D]?)...where wuz I? Oh, yeah- I like # 11 and 16, too.

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[This message has been edited twice by Jedi Oomodo (edited May 28, 2000).] I think my keyboard's chipset was put together by a Rhesus monkey with Parkinson's... I seem to be doing a LOT of editing lately. Grrrr....

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I've done #4 already.
Except it was in Electronics.
The last time time I saw my ex was when they were escorting her to security in the rear of the store.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane... :)

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Code #96, eh? Dangerous inside information! :D :D :D

From a gun-owner's perspective, Oatka's right, but in a general sense, I'm no big friend of the Wal*Mart Dynasty myself, so.....

<punching code #96, "Ricky, Grandpa's on the phone!" ;) >
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oatka:
It's a great suggestion, and in earlier times it might have happened.

But this is the age of the lawyers. WalMart's
crew would kill it in a second as "encouraging people with guns to act like cops just so they'd get a discount, etc."

The first time someone got injured there because of a botched holdup, the plaintiff's lawyers would be all over them.

Too bad that wussy Sheriff's dept. or the town's mayor wouldn't recognize her with a citizenship award.[/quote]

Funny how acting like a cop is a bad thing. If a retired cop acts like a cop is it a bad thing?

I know there are cops in my area that should not carry guns in public, because they have made the news with their accidents.

Not to mention the one that can't hit a car crippled deer with 3 mags of ammo (Glock 23). My buddy, a former marine wounded in Panama who works at a gunshop now, asked if he could take a shot while the cop was going to the trunk for more ammo. The cop said sure. My buddy puts one round from his 4" 681 in the deer's skull.

My buddy is considering getting a lawsuit to try to get a CCW, because he can't get one though he works in the gunshop. And we have had some goblin attempts at theft in the gunshops in the area. The deer thing happend on the edge of my friends farm so he was carrying openly.
 
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