Mosin-Marauder
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I was at Walmart looking at the .223 ammo when this old geezer comes over and buys something. He strikes up a conversation with the checkout lady who I already know most likely knows nothing about guns. I'll cut out the other stuff he said, but he said some stuff along the lines of
"You got any new guns?"
She: Yeah, right there" she points to 4 AR's.
"Not my kind of gun" he said 4 times
Oh boy, here's where it gets good.
She" You don't wanna be rambo?"
He "No No No, he goes into this long drawn out talk about how he likes shotguns and revolvers and how he has a single action Redhawk or something, his explanation of how a single action works was great, "you can squeeze the trigger all day but you gotta pull the thing back to fire"
Anyway: he says how his brother has a REAL AR in 308 Nato (I was holding back laughing at that one). He then says, "it's a semi auto but it's better than those .22's(earlier he had said how an AR is just a .22 with a 17 shot clip, i cant make this stuff up). Yknow how they have a button for semi auto and full auto?" (I almost interrupted him but ignorance is too funny). "Well, he filed down that button where it would go into full auto, he almost go caught too. He was hunting, with his 3 round clip, and the game sheriff almost caught him but luckily that button was off.
I honestly can't remember what else he said after that. Anyway, some of the people who walk into Walmart are great. I usually don't go in walmart unless I really need ammo. But I just felt like sharing with you folks.
Thanks,
-Mo.
"You got any new guns?"
She: Yeah, right there" she points to 4 AR's.
"Not my kind of gun" he said 4 times
Oh boy, here's where it gets good.
She" You don't wanna be rambo?"
He "No No No, he goes into this long drawn out talk about how he likes shotguns and revolvers and how he has a single action Redhawk or something, his explanation of how a single action works was great, "you can squeeze the trigger all day but you gotta pull the thing back to fire"
Anyway: he says how his brother has a REAL AR in 308 Nato (I was holding back laughing at that one). He then says, "it's a semi auto but it's better than those .22's(earlier he had said how an AR is just a .22 with a 17 shot clip, i cant make this stuff up). Yknow how they have a button for semi auto and full auto?" (I almost interrupted him but ignorance is too funny). "Well, he filed down that button where it would go into full auto, he almost go caught too. He was hunting, with his 3 round clip, and the game sheriff almost caught him but luckily that button was off.
I honestly can't remember what else he said after that. Anyway, some of the people who walk into Walmart are great. I usually don't go in walmart unless I really need ammo. But I just felt like sharing with you folks.
Thanks,
-Mo.