"STOP eating animals"

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No joke, during a 2-day business trip to Seattle this week, while down near the Market at the waterfront, I saw an actual "STOP" sign that read:

STOP
eating animals

I couldn't believe it. I just stayed there staring incredulously until someone behind me reminded me that I was not alone on the road, then drove on to a nice Italian restaurant for some good veal parmagian (sp?)... ;)

CMOS

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Now that I'm done eating my steak...I see where PETA is going to picket McDonald's in some 40 locations, handing out "information" about "Unhappy Meals".

Art the Omnivore

"If it's not bitin' back--it's edible!"
 
That's why we have incisors!

CMOS ;)

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NRA? Good. Now join the GOA!

The NRA is our shield, the GOA will be our sword.
 
If God did not intend for us to eat animals
Then why did he make them out of meat?
:p

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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."
 
I did not fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat a salad.

If God didn't want me eating animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.

"Vegetarian"--Ancient Comanche word meaning: "Lousy Hunter"

LawDog
 
Salad isn't food...
salad is what food eats!!

PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. Join today.

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in the words of Homer Simpson...
mmmmmmmmmmmmm Bar bee que....


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Actually, if you look at our digestive system, it more closely resembles that of animals who do not eat meat than those that do -- so, by nature, we were NOT meant to be eat meat. I could say more about this but I have to go flip my burger.
FUD
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i consider myself an Opti-vore

if it is available i am going to eat it
What ever is the optimum choice, watch out

Did anyone hear Ted Nuget on Howard Stern yesterday?

Ted: Wel yea, i have hunted Elephants.

Howard: Aren't they endangered?

Ted: That one was!
Africa is not like Manhatten where elephants are scarse...
In some places they are over populated and are destroying peoples farms. The one i shot fed 1000 people.

dZ
 
I love what Joseph Campbell said on this subject:
"Life lives on life. Vegetarians are simply eating that which cannot run away."

Fire up the grill! Porterhouses for everybody!
 
When I was coming home from PRK, just north of Pueblo there was a BIIIIIGGGG billboard with a picture of a cute little lamb on it. It said something about Jesus and how you shouldn't eat his "flock" or something (?????)
How did I drive all the way across Ca. and never see such a thing, only to find it right outside Pueblo?

Anyway, I wish I had stopped to take a picture of it. It was the oddest, most ridiculous billboard I've ever seen!
 
Personally, I agree wholeheartedly.

Animals aren't for eating, they're for loving. :)

Why are sheep best for sex games? Because you get to eat the evidence . . . twice.

I'm sorry. I had to say it. Apologies to all, but it's been one of those days.
 
Beef... It's whats for dinner :)
And I'm eating it ;)

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FUD

Actually I read an article that said exactly the opposite because our teeth were not made for eating lots of veggies. I don't remember all the details it was more that 15 minutes ago.

What is a potato good for but baking and eating with a steak?
 
Anybody want a carnivor platter?

A 1" T-bone steak, lightly garnished with a rack of baby back ribs, with a rasher of bacon on the side.

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buzz know, you're REALLY bad. That reminds me of that old lawyer/sheep joke - it's worth re-telling. Not a joke for young children, BTW.

One day old Farmer Brown was charged by the DA with crimes against nature - having relations with a beast. So Farmer Brown gets real scared and decides he better get a good lawyer to defend him. Well, there's really only 2 lawyers in this small town that practice defense law. One has a reputation as being very good at picking a good jury. He's flamboyant and loud but not real meticulous or precise on the briefs, motions, and paperwork. The other lawyer is known as dotting the i's and crossing the t's; very meticulous and a good lawyer, but not as well known for voir dire as the first lawyer. Farmer Brown finally decides to hire the first lawyer. The case was set for trial. When the trial began, the prosection called its first witness, Farmer Jones.

DA: "Farmer Jones, what if anything did you see in the field on the day in question?"
Jones: "Well, I saw Farmer Brown over yonder under the tree, having sex with a sheep. After he got through, the sheep turned around and licked his peter off."

Well, Farmer Brown was sitting near the jury box, and he knew he had it made when at that point, one juror in the front row leaned over to the juror sitting beside him and said "You know, a good sheep will do that."
 
Futo

That was baaad!

Nothing like a good sheep and/or lawyer joke.

But, truth is stranger than fiction: lawyer relative of mine was known as the "Terror of Tellico Plains." He would hide a slice of onion in his handkerchief so he would cry while giving closing arguments. And one time, he started singing a spiritual, and the prosecutor knew he was screwed when the jury started singing along.
 
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