I had a sort of humorous situation occur this afternoon. First, the not so funny part was an attempted break-in at neighbor’s home. When the Police arrived they found the neighbor’s front door was broken, but apparently they did not gain access to the home.
As the Police Officer is taking my statement the UPS driver shows up with a delivery of ammunition. So, here he comes down the driveway with three large boxes labeled “Winchester: Caution – Ammunition”. The Police Officer looks at me and says, “Stocking up?”. Trying to be funny I say, “well, based on today’s events I may need to”. He then stops and looks at me very seriously and I am certain a stern lecture is imminent. However, he winks and says, “shoot straight”.
As the Police Officer is taking my statement the UPS driver shows up with a delivery of ammunition. So, here he comes down the driveway with three large boxes labeled “Winchester: Caution – Ammunition”. The Police Officer looks at me and says, “Stocking up?”. Trying to be funny I say, “well, based on today’s events I may need to”. He then stops and looks at me very seriously and I am certain a stern lecture is imminent. However, he winks and says, “shoot straight”.