Sticky situation.... (4 laffs)

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You are in a crowded mall. You are only carrying a .25 auto. Suddenly, bedlam breaks out and several people are running. Shots ring out. The smoke clears and you find that the bench you were hiding under has a suitcase on it. You open the satchel and find that it is full of cash. There is a note inside that indicates it is campaign contributions from Chinese interests for an anti-gun political candidate.

Question: What do you do?
 
Wipe your fingerprints off the gun and place it in the suitcase.

Alert the media to the candidate's hypocrisy in carrying a weapon to guard his cash.

pax

"With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half." -- Otto Von Bismarck
 
Give the money to myself (Since I'm a PRO gun guy) and switch to taco bell instead of panda express...
Use the money to nationally advocate RKBA to college students and 20 somethings. Encourage them to vote, educate them.

Oh yeah, and I would buy a bigger gun as well (Perhaps one of those handy 40mm derringers...)

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"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>switch to taco bell instead of panda express...[/quote]
Funny!!!!! :D
I wouldn't bother alerting the media because the public is pretty much immune to all scandals, as evidenced by the antics of Big Bro Bill himself.
I'd donate the $$$ to my favorite RKBA cause, Miss Demeanors' Babes With Guns. She could go on the road with it, preaching the importance of the Second Amendment to all the fence sitters (and lots of speechless rednecks). :D
(oh, yeah...but first, I'd buy a bigger gun) ;)
 
I'd buy yet another gun. Then another one. Then another one.

Then I'd donate a chunk to charity.

Then I'd buy another gun.....
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pax:
Wipe your fingerprints off the gun and place it in the suitcase.

Alert the media to the candidate's hypocrisy in carrying a weapon to guard his cash.

pax[/quote]


Pax..... What America have you been living in in the past few years???? ;)

Yeah, I just can see the Wolf Blitzers, Chris Matthews' and Larry Kings of the world just up in arms about this one! Just like they have been about Rosie's bodyguard, I suppose?!?!

No, I would take the money and book me a nice bigfive hunt in Mozambique.
 
Take the money and pay for:
1) a new 1911.
2) action and reliability job on my .25
3) a Handgun course at Thunder Ranch.
4) a new AR-15
5) Research on how many .25 shots it takes to kill a bear
6) a Tac Carbine class at Thunder Ranch.
7) a new Precision Rifle and Scope.
8) a shrink to figure out why I thought it was OK to carry a .25
9) a Precision Rifle class at Thunder Ranch.
10) a new Tactical Shotgun.
11) a sledge hammer to break my .25 with and a new trash can to throw it in.
12) a Tac Shotgun class at Thunder Ranch.
13) I think you get the idea.

David


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If your looking to government for the solution, you obviously don't understand the problem.
 
Halffast, it takes TWO .25's to kill a bear. That makes it the equivalent of a .50 an we all know that NUTTIN can stand up to dat.
 
Interesting question.

I dunno, if it ain't mine, and I didn't earn it, or it wasn't given me by a loved one, friend or family, then I don't want it.
Period, least of all money. Nothing taints like money.

Near as I can tell, the "cash" actually belongs to the issuer, therefore returning it to the Treasury is probably the most "correct" thing to do.

At the same time, it is just a tool like anything else, and the thought of giving it up to the same folks who have brought us all these neat-o news stories as of late kinda chafes, so maybe I'd go up to the top level of the mall and toss the cash over the railing in fistfulls just to watch the fun. Try to dodge the cops long enough for the press to arrive, tell the nice lady reporter what the cash was all about as I get cuffed and stuffed.

See how it all comes out in the wash.

Better than working

:)
 
Suitcase? What suitcase? I didn't see any suitcase. :D

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