Sticks have been outlawed.

How have the mighty fallen! Once a great nation, reduced to being an island of wimps.


Yes, I know there must be many good people left. Clearly, they are in the minority.


This was once Britain's character:
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THE PRIVATE OF THE BUFFS; * OR, THE
BRITISH SOLDIER IN CHINA.

(*The Buffs are the East Kent Regiment)

Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaffed, and swore;
A drunken private of the Buffs,
Who never looked before.
To-day, beneath the foeman's frown,
He stands in Elgin's place,
Ambassador from Britain's crown,
And type of all her race.

Poor, reckless, rude, low-born, untaught,
Bewildered, and alone,
A heart, with English instinct fraught,
He yet can call his own.
Ay, tear his body limb from limb,
Bring cord or ax or flame,
He only knows that not through him
Shall England come to shame.

Far Kentish hop-fields round him seemed,
Like dreams, to come and go;
Bright leagues of cherry-blossom gleamed,
One sheet of living snow;
The smoke above his father's door
In gray soft eddyings hung ;
Must he then watch it rise no more,
Doomed by himself so young?

Yes, honor calls! - with strength like steel
He put the vision by;
Let dusky Indians whine and kneel,
An English lad must die.
And thus, with eyes that would not shrink,
With knee to man unbent,
Unfaltering on its dreadful brink,
To his red grave he went.

Vain! mightiest fleets of iron framed,
Vain! those all-shattering guns,
Unless proud England keep untamed
The strong heart of her sons.

So let his name through Europe ring, -
A man of mean estate,
Who died, as firm as Sparta's king,
Because his soul was great.

SIR FRANCIS HASTINGS DOYLE


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So, are they gonna burn down all their trees, in order to ensure that no illegal offensive weapons fall to the ground?

I especially like this:


"stealth knife, that is a knife or spike, which has a blade, or sharp point, made from a material that is not readily detectable by apparatus used for detecting metal and which is not designed for domestic use or for use in the processing, preparation or consumption of food or as a toy. "

Talk about some dumb butt legal drafters: Since the only requirement for invoking an exception to the law is the use for which the item is actually designed, because of the AND (notably, NOT what use it is readily adaptable for or 'particularly suited' for), all one has to do to make an end run around that POS law is find a manfacturer who will issue you a certificate with the 'executive letter opener' which states unequivocally "This product has been specifically designed for use, and is intended solely for use, in the processing, preparation, and consumption of food."
 
So let me get this straight, I can have my Steak Knives, Chef's Knife, Carving Knives and Forks, my gouges, awls, chisels, and lathe tools, my spoke shaves, adze', and axes, my shovels, hoes, and picks, butI CAN'T HAVE MY LEXAN DAGGER STYLE LETTER OPENER. :mad: :barf:
 
If I were a citizen of Old Blighty, and of an even moderately paranoid bent, I'd be fearing for my opposable thumbs right along about now... :eek:
 
"Right then, put your hand on the chopping block. No more hands for you, mate. May commit and crime and all that. Just not cricket." :D

So the UK has caught up with Tejas now. Is this just carrying or even possession? Wonder where a cricket bat falls in this utopia society now? :D

[edit] Looks like possession then too. Not even Tejas goes that far, wow. Funny, does not apply to Scotland?
 
How different is it to be hit with a tonfa as opposed to a cricket bat? Or a handy broom stick?

And 4570Rick, how long do you suppose they get to keep their steak knives, gouges, awls, etc?
 
Does anyone remember the final scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Where all the bobbies roll up and roust the assembled army? Remember where the one copper is wrestling a shield away from one of the knights, saying "Right! That's an offensive weapon, that is!"

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that scene anymore... :o
 
Watching the UK is like watching a loved one going down that long slope with Alzihimers. You get another tear every day or two and nothing you can do to change things.
 
Agree with the sediments expressed here, but I'd point out that Virginia law also singles out such weapons as "...any flailing instrument consisting of two or more rigid parts connected in such a manner as to allow them to swing freely, which may be known as a nun chahka, nun chuck, nunchaku, shuriken, or fighting chain; any disc, of whatever configuration, having at least two points or pointed blades which is designed to be thrown or propelled and which may be known as a throwing star or oriental dart..."

This is in context of concealed weapons, but the point is that you could argue that "sticks" are included here as well.

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There goes liberty in the UK. It is just a matter of time until a despot rules!


Uh, Path, don't look now, but....



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Watching the UK is like watching a loved one going down that long slope with Alzihimers. You get another tear every day or two and nothing you can do to change things.

Well said.
 
Come on, people, THINK!!!

Of course they had to ban all those sticks. Crime is up, and after all, criminals can't possibly be using firearms. Firearms are banned. So, criminals MUST be using sticks. So, of course, they just have to make sure criminals can't get sticks.
 
The despots are already there. This is just another manifestation of their presence and oppression. Freely armed (almost) to disarmed - now gelded legally as well. In the span of just 40 years.

Hail comrade Blair & co, all the change agents in Parliament - and those who have supported them. Both in-country and elsewhere.
 
I think they might be able to use the Holy Hand Grenade or the Comfy Chair.

In the worst case scenario, they have the Killer Rabbit.
 
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