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Ah, the porcupine thread brought back memories. I worked for a trading company back in the 80's, and we had a couple of huge leased ranches for hunting. Mostly it was guys, but later the ladies got into the trading business, so they brought customers down to the leases also. Had a lady coworker that was a strong women's rights supporter. No problem with me, cause it was all fine as far as I cared. But...on a quail hunt with her and her customer, they were on my jeep. Her customer/guest was a huge fat guy. We got into the Blue Quail, and they wouldn't flush. They'd just run like dang greyhounds, so we'd run behind them to flush them. The big guy, as I was watching, was running (if you could call it that) and stepped in a hole and flat lost it and spun in midair and landed Tailbone down on a big cactus. God only knows how many cactus spines were sticking out of his tail, through his pants. I was in absolute amazement, and then the lady walked up to me and said "you need to pull all those cactus needles out of him". And I said "He__ no, he's your customer and your problem. And MY customer and I had beer and watched her for a good hour pulling cactus needles out of that huge expanse of pure white backside. She'd pull a few with the pliers and then she'd look over at me with this "I will kill you later" look. Ahhhh, what a wonderful moment in my life. Equal rights for women never looked so good. Man, I miss that lease and my jeep.
On a separate note, she was a bit of a rough gal. Strong language and equal mannerisms. We got bought by Enron (before they were called Enron) and they sent her to Charm School. They really did. Clothing, makeup, hair, table manners, the whole thing. After that she was pretty darn Hot. An amazing change. She still cussed me like a sailor though.
On a separate note, she was a bit of a rough gal. Strong language and equal mannerisms. We got bought by Enron (before they were called Enron) and they sent her to Charm School. They really did. Clothing, makeup, hair, table manners, the whole thing. After that she was pretty darn Hot. An amazing change. She still cussed me like a sailor though.