Star Gun Trek--Political Satire and Humor,episodes 1&2

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ernest2

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Sarcastic Humor by ernest2
How, oh how, can we ever defeat the Borg, er, Gore, when the Gore Socialist Collective Cubes have access to the
Mind Warping Politically Correct Brain Control TV Media Ray
and we do not even have one opperational anti human rights gun law --clokeing shield.

We here at StarGun Fleet and the United Federation of Lawfully Gun Owning Planets are hindered by being forced to use technology vastly obsolete and inferior to the Mind Warping Politically Correct Brain Control TV Media Ray used by the Gore Collective against us.

Tune in next week for the next exciting
eposode of Stargun Trek and see what anti civil gun rights attacks next befalls the crew of the USS Second Ammendment Accending
and the valiant Captian Heston , Commanding.
 
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A (almost) brief sarcasim by ernest2

Vote Freedom First----

This means that all
the other considerations about the differences between tweedle dee ,Bush and tweedle dumber, Gore, dont matter any more.

You need to vote only to preserve your gun rights ,period.

Let me spell it out for you;

VOTE: G. W. B-U-S-H

Ok, fasten your seat belt, cause here we go!

You see, Al Gore has this
Living Constitution,
copyright 2000 by Al Gore,
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Some rights may or may not be granted by prior licensing agreement and large monitary fees. You will be assimilated into the Borg
er, Gore. Resistance is futile. You will join Gore's Collective.
(Socialist New World Order)
We will control your politically correct thoughts. Just as we did in the (Kitimere) er, Waco Colony Massicure,hundereds will be killed
at the first sign of politically incorect
or independent thought.
Gore will go where no anti gun laws have gone before.

Scotty, beam away the bill of rights and replicate some high priced government granted yearly privledges ,instead;(say a 50.oo per firearm per year fed. registration scheeme. We can raise the price to $150.oo per year later and make sure it includes rifles and shotguns too)....
and beam those down to the primative culture below.
"Double damn" on the the Prime Directive and the Second Ammendment too, I will interfer with this culture as I see fit.

They are no match for my Brain Contol TV Media Ray called the Nightly News.

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OK , I thought I'd have a little fun with
"Gore Wars", Star Wars", and Gore's Gun Wars".

Its funny, its sarcastic and its close to the 10 ring.
 
If any of you tfl ers think up anything funny you would like to add to this thread,
say like episodes 3 and 4 , be my guest.
I can always change my episode numbers to fit in with anything you add to the thread.

There are lots of anti human gun rights
politicians that can be the vilans in upcoming fantisy episodes that somehow parallel current events. Dare I mention the word "linked"? hee, hee, hee!
 
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