Got this off of an E group I subscribe to. thought it would interest TFL'ers.
I will not acept responsibility for ruined keyboards, please refrain from drinking while reading this!
Date: Sun Aug 20, 2000 9:59am
Subject: Dogpatch-on-the-Hudson
There was a brief news item in the papers this week to the effect that Bill
and Chelsea Clinton had both just registered to vote in Chapaqua (sp?). I
guess that means they are now OFFIICIALLY New Yorkers. Sigh . . .
On a lighter note:
> >"What should be the official name for Bill & Hillary Clinton's New York
> >Estate?" asked Jayne Carroll, who hosts a radio talk show in the Portland,
> >Oregon metropolitan area. Last September 10th, Carroll asked her audience
> >to suggest an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in New York.
> >Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good taste,
> >original, and should capture the essence of the occupants.
> >
> >The response was overwhelming! Here's some of the more witty entries:
> >
> > Perjurers' Palace
> > Hillbilly Villa
> > The House of Bill's Repute
> > Drawers Downs
> > Cheatem Estates
> > Castle of Contempt
> > Sin Simeon
> > The House That Terrybought
> > The Knee Pad
> > The White Trash House
> > The Blight House
> > The Panderosa
> > Liars' Lair
> > Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
> > The Clinton Compost
> > Dogpatch on the Hudson
> > Rancho Immoral
> > Deceitful Domicile
> > Monica's Man's Manor
> > The Hen House
> > The Out House
> > The Big House
> > The Love Shack
> > Lucifer's Lair
> > House of the Rising Son
> > The House of Seven Felonies
> > Cottage of Contempt
> > Motel Sex
> >
> >But the hands-down winning entry was...
> >Can you guess?????????????
> >
> > DISGRACELAND!
OK you can drink now.
Geoff Ross
I will not acept responsibility for ruined keyboards, please refrain from drinking while reading this!
Date: Sun Aug 20, 2000 9:59am
Subject: Dogpatch-on-the-Hudson
There was a brief news item in the papers this week to the effect that Bill
and Chelsea Clinton had both just registered to vote in Chapaqua (sp?). I
guess that means they are now OFFIICIALLY New Yorkers. Sigh . . .
On a lighter note:
> >"What should be the official name for Bill & Hillary Clinton's New York
> >Estate?" asked Jayne Carroll, who hosts a radio talk show in the Portland,
> >Oregon metropolitan area. Last September 10th, Carroll asked her audience
> >to suggest an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in New York.
> >Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good taste,
> >original, and should capture the essence of the occupants.
> >
> >The response was overwhelming! Here's some of the more witty entries:
> >
> > Perjurers' Palace
> > Hillbilly Villa
> > The House of Bill's Repute
> > Drawers Downs
> > Cheatem Estates
> > Castle of Contempt
> > Sin Simeon
> > The House That Terrybought
> > The Knee Pad
> > The White Trash House
> > The Blight House
> > The Panderosa
> > Liars' Lair
> > Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
> > The Clinton Compost
> > Dogpatch on the Hudson
> > Rancho Immoral
> > Deceitful Domicile
> > Monica's Man's Manor
> > The Hen House
> > The Out House
> > The Big House
> > The Love Shack
> > Lucifer's Lair
> > House of the Rising Son
> > The House of Seven Felonies
> > Cottage of Contempt
> > Motel Sex
> >
> >But the hands-down winning entry was...
> >Can you guess?????????????
> >
> > DISGRACELAND!
OK you can drink now.
Geoff Ross