Something I learned about Penguin's today.

[olddrum1]

Penguins


Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in
Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which
lives an extremely ordered and complex life..

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as
well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the
family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using
their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the
dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and
sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


Then they kick him in the ice hole.


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?!

 

[Nnobby45]

Yes, few people realize what devilish little critters they are, and some even think they're cute. They live in a frozen wasteland, bore easily, and have far too much time on their hands.

There are even rumors that they've swam all the way to the N. Pole and now inhabit the region.

 

[Hank15]

Let's make it relevant to the shotgun thread...

Are penguins legal to hunt?

If so, what type of ammo should one use?

 

[olddrum1]

I'm sorry, that's exactly what I meant to ask. Would one use birdshot?

 

[the rifleer]

Birdshot used to shoot a bird? where did you come up with such a rediculous idea?

 

[troy_mclure]

their feathers are super dense, id think a heavy goose load would be your best bet.

 

[LanceOregon]

Pointless and silly post. Even worse, it is not funny.

.

 

[Mike Irwin]

And this is about shotguns....

how?

Closed.

P.S. Nice try on the rescue, but the life ring fell short.