I received this E-Mail from a female co-worker today and after reading it a couple of times I thought.....yeah...about right. 
Facts of life?
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming
to high.
2. Women don't make fools of men...most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason.... you're sick of
him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about
other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to
do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one...they try harder.
7. Go for younger men...You might as well...they never mature anyway.
8. Men are all the same...they just have different faces so you can tell them
apart.
9. Definition of a man with manners...he gets out of the bath to pee.
10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually
find that he does.
11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five
men ... a woman.
12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men ... strong, caring,
loving ... they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
13. Men are like animals...messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but
they make great pets.
14. Men's brains are like the prison system...not enough cells per man.
15. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men ...
"don't" and "stop" (Unless they're used together).
16. Husbands are like children ... they're fine if they're someone else's.
17. If a man appears sexy, caring and smart ... give him a day and he will be
back to his usual self.
18. All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see
beautiful women pass by.
19. If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a
sudden ... he is probably checking out the woman behind you.
20. Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a jar ... once
you think you have it all put together, you find another piece but don't know
where it goes.
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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."
Facts of life?
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming
to high.
2. Women don't make fools of men...most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason.... you're sick of
him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about
other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to
do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one...they try harder.
7. Go for younger men...You might as well...they never mature anyway.
8. Men are all the same...they just have different faces so you can tell them
apart.
9. Definition of a man with manners...he gets out of the bath to pee.
10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually
find that he does.
11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five
men ... a woman.
12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men ... strong, caring,
loving ... they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
13. Men are like animals...messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but
they make great pets.
14. Men's brains are like the prison system...not enough cells per man.
15. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men ...
"don't" and "stop" (Unless they're used together).
16. Husbands are like children ... they're fine if they're someone else's.
17. If a man appears sexy, caring and smart ... give him a day and he will be
back to his usual self.
18. All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see
beautiful women pass by.
19. If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a
sudden ... he is probably checking out the woman behind you.
20. Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a jar ... once
you think you have it all put together, you find another piece but don't know
where it goes.
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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."
Thanks for the memories, DorGunR! 