Socialist to English Dictionary

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Socialist to English Dictionary

by Mark Gilmore

Posted: March 23, 2000

(c) copyright 2000 - SierraTimes.com
As it is critical to know our enemies, Real Americans must familiarize themselves with the language of the socialists among us, most of whom call themselves "liberals." Hence, I offer these entries from the "Socialist ->English" dictionary:

Loophole : A remaining freedom yet to be eliminated

Objective : A socialistic perspective

Bipartisan : Multi-party support for a socialistic cause

Truth : Any belief with furthers the cause of socialism

Fact : Any belief commonly held by socialists

Idealogue : Someone who believes in something

Narrow-minded : Basing one's opinions exclusively on facts and reason, without regard to "feelings" or consensus

Extremist : One who will not compromise on everything

Fiasco : Any murderous act committed by a govt agency (e.g. "Waco and Ruby Ridge were 'fiascos'.")

Terrorist : One who will shoot back during a "fiasco"

Assault weapon: Any weapon which might be effective in defending oneself against a "fiasco"

Hate : The conveyance of "inconvenient" facts which could impede the progress of socialism

Peace : The absence of resistance to socialism

Freedom : The ability to live in any manner approved by those in power

Slavery : The INability to live off the labor of others

Sensible : Socialist

Reasonable : Socialist

Liberal : Socialist

Progressive : Socialist

Moderate : Tentative socialist

Democracy : Socialism via majority (mob) rule

Crime : A violation of law committed by a patriot

Mistake : A violation of law committed by a socialist

Murderer : A private citizen who takes the life of an innocent(s)

Hostage Rescuer:A federal agent who takes the life of an innocent(s)

Fishing Expedition: A criminal investigation of a socialist

Liberal Intellectual: Mythical figure (akin to "intelligent chicken")

Moving forward: Proceeding towards socialism
 
Cult : Religion of an "extremist" or "terrorist"

Investment : Expenditure of public funds to aid and abet socialism

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