So ... what do you think Santa will be packing concealed on his sleigh ? [light joke

IRONPONY

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Well with Santa carrying a lot of goods for kiddies & grown ups , what do you think he packs concealed to protect him & his reindeer ? :)
You know he is traveling late at night through all kinds of neighborhoods , you know he is probably carrrying a 1911 & Rudolph's nose is a good tactical light too. :D
Just a little light joke to get my gun friends here in a good mood this morning .
Merry Christmas too ALL ! :cool:
 
A Taurus Judge Public Defender, duhhh...

I've seen the videos on the Internets and that revolver is THE best option for vehicle and personal defense. Did you see what a mess that birdshot made of the Shoot-N-See target?!?! :eek:


:D
 
If it were me, I'd have SAWs mounted on the sleigh and use Rudolph's nose as a laser designator.

Santa's pretty fat and he carries a really big bag. I'm sure he could conceal a 10" 44 mag, no problem.
 
Big guy. Strong grip. I've got to go with a nice Colt Peacemaker/1894 .30-30 combo. No body's getting past that without feelin it.

~LT
 
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Santa dont need no stinckin guns, he has them SWAT ELVES, didnt ya see the Santa Clause? :) I want that hot choch recipe...
 
Since he always has the "latest and greatest", . . . how about one of those Mach 5 Rail Guns from the Navy????? :D

May God bless,
Dwight

PS: Shoot faster Bighoss, . . . you're running out of ammo :eek:
 
Magic tape dispenser. Leaves bad guys done up in Christmas wrap, complete with a bow for the cops on Christmas morning!

Don't even think of taking his cookies and cocoa!
But if you ask, he will share!
 
id run with Two Vulcan mini guns mounted on the sides like a Black Hawk helicopter. and i would have an Apache gunship as an escort.
 
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