Singing bird pistols up for auction

At a duel at 20 paces, once I see the bird pop out and begin to sing, I'd have to shoot my dueling pistol in the air and say;

"good show Sir, but my wife does not look like a hippo, Good day to you"

And try not to laugh to hard as me and my second stomp off the field.

:D:D:D
 
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