I hope we're not above a little humor:
04:55 A.M -- A COLLISION AT THE CHICKEN COOP
One Spring morning, Johnny came late to the one-room Schoolhouse. The Teacher asked him sternly just why he was late for School. Johnny said: “Well, Teacher, it was this way. Last night we heard a terrible commotion in the Chicken Coop. Paw jumped out of bed - with nothing on - and grabbed his Single Shotgun and a Shell. Loading it on the run he headed for the Hen House all out. Now old Rover wasn’t a Watch Dog but he was a Blue Tick, a real first class ‘Coon hunting dog and so he hadn’t paid any heed to the ruckus and all the squawking coming out of the Chicken House. But he sure came running when he heard that Shotgun click as it closed on the Shell. I guess his legs started to really spin and scratch gravel when he figured he was going to miss out on a hunting party. Paw stopped short at the door of the Coop. Just then old Rover who now had got up to speed caught up to him and skidded into him with his cold nose. Lord, we’ve been cleaning Chickens since five O ’Clock this morning.”
04:55 A.M -- A COLLISION AT THE CHICKEN COOP
One Spring morning, Johnny came late to the one-room Schoolhouse. The Teacher asked him sternly just why he was late for School. Johnny said: “Well, Teacher, it was this way. Last night we heard a terrible commotion in the Chicken Coop. Paw jumped out of bed - with nothing on - and grabbed his Single Shotgun and a Shell. Loading it on the run he headed for the Hen House all out. Now old Rover wasn’t a Watch Dog but he was a Blue Tick, a real first class ‘Coon hunting dog and so he hadn’t paid any heed to the ruckus and all the squawking coming out of the Chicken House. But he sure came running when he heard that Shotgun click as it closed on the Shell. I guess his legs started to really spin and scratch gravel when he figured he was going to miss out on a hunting party. Paw stopped short at the door of the Coop. Just then old Rover who now had got up to speed caught up to him and skidded into him with his cold nose. Lord, we’ve been cleaning Chickens since five O ’Clock this morning.”