senior humor

[woodbridge]

Hope you find this amusing:


WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT
THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.

I WENT TO WAL-MART THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE
FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.

WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A
PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY,
HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?"

HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED
HIM A PIG. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER
TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.

SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND
TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE
STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM
THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND
THIS ONE HAD A, "HILLARY IN '08" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.
IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.

 

[CraZkid]

You sir are my hero! Keep up the good work; er I mean retirement!

 

[Massan]

Wasnt that a joke...?

Remember seeing something like that on a joke forums, if not, gj man. Especially if that person is pro-Hilliary. :barf:

 

[Russ538]

Yea, it is a joke. I've seen it before, too. I don't think he was trying to pass it off as his own event, though.

Funny stuff.

 

[Eghad]

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