C'mon Spark,
Dennis isn't really mad atcha. He even offered you two count 'em two Shiner Bocks, for goodness sake. I've even got a couple extra should you be thirsty for some good beer. How's that for neighborly? So, don't take it personal, if we Texans git upset. It's just that we're mighty tired of having Texas insulted by Albot and his minions for the entire election season as being a horrible, bass-ackwards cesspool, even if he didn't use those exact words. Heck, if all that's true, then why in the heck are all these furriners (anyone not from Texas) moving here in droves?? Go back from whence thy came, foul locusts, and reside in the worker's paradise you've created! Don't try and force it on me. I just wanna be left in peace with my cooler of Shiners.
Note: I'm not referring to you as one of Albot's minions. No sir, unh uh. We're just a mite jumpy down here right now.
[This message has been edited by Gopher a 45 (edited November 09, 2000).]