Scenario: *NEED* to breach a door.

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HKguy9

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Let's say an apparently UNARMED BG gets in the house and you are barricaded with a shotgun (in my case, Benelli), but BG gets into the room where your tactical two-tone hard-chromed pre-ban assault scout-banjo autographed by Earl Scruggs is stashed, grabs it and attempts to escape.

As you pursue him he flees and slams and locks a door between you two. You absolutely MUST breach the door and grab your pre-ban banjo (impossible to get in California, bluegrass festival loophole notwithstanding)

Scenario 1: BG locks study door, door opens inwards, hinges are on the other side of you. Assuming you are carrying buck and slugs, how do you breach the door?

Scenario 2: BG locks the study door, door opens outwards, towards you, and hinges are facing you. Assuming you are loaded with buck and carrying slugs, how do you breach?

Or for the ones with family, BG locks self in room with loved ones, you MUST go in.
 
It's an interior door! There is no way in hell I am trying to breach an interior door with a shotgun. 99.9% of interior home doors are hollow core and will splinter with a half-hearted kick.

The "not" using a shotgun on an interior door goes double if my family is in the room. I would lose the shotgun, grab a pistol and a flashlight. Make my entry that way.

This is all assuming that it is my only option....
 
I grab Cold Steel Boar Spear in living room and thrust THROUGH door and Bad Guy. That way, afterwards, I duct tape over hole and paint and don't have to buy new door. I rent.:eek:
 
Use your Ninja skills to become immaterial and pass through the door.

*shaw-shimi-shimi-shimi-shimi-shaw*

*clunk*

*thunk-thunk*

*shaw-shimi-shimi-shimi-shimi-shaw*

Uh-oh. You need to make the shotgun immaterial too. But that's ok, you're a Ninja. :eek:
 
Bust out my trusted and newly sharpened 18 John Deer chain saw that just happen to keep in the nearest closet and slice right thru the door and charge head strong thru the newly made opening. and make sure that is not Earl Scruggs wanting his banjo back then upon site and identification of said target use my beretta 1201FP :D :D to lob some bean bags at center mass down range double check BG and make double check identity and call Andy Taylor and Barney to clean up the mess.




Rusher
 
Most interior doorframes are pretty flimsy and are usually just tacked up on the drywall. Even with a solid door, it should be no problem to throw a shoulder into the side opposite the knob . The doorframe will separate and fall out, taking the door with it because the hinges are on the other side.
 
First, I put on my Mall Ninja wall climbing boots. Second, tape on ceramic body armor (duct tape hurts when it comes off, but it does hold the armor well, besides, I don't have much body hair anyways). The body armor is important, front and back, because the perp might have a partner covering the outside of the house with a sniper rifle, so I have to be able to take a round or two while I prepare the assault from the roof. Third, put on my Mall Ninja uniform. I figure the implicit authority of my uniform will make the perp pause (hard to shoot while he's laughing), giving me an extra second or two.

Rig up the remote control flashbangs outside of the door. Then climb onto the roof, put on my climbing harness, and connect my ropes to the handy eye-hooks. I've installed the eye-hooks in the roof above all of the windows in case of just such an event happening (must be prepared). Then I trigger the tape recording of noises outside of the door. This distracts the perp while I repell down the side of the house to place breaching charges on the window frames.

Finally, when all is in place, I trigger the flashbangs by the door, then the breeching charges on the trigger frames. Oh, I forgot, first I queue up "Ride of the Valkeryies" on the house sound system. Then I repell through the now open windows (just like the SAS at the Iranian embassy) and dispatch the perp.

I could call the police first, but they'd take AT LEAST 2 minutes to get here, so I figure it's best for me to handle it myself ;)

M1911
 
Once the BG started running down the hall towards the 'safe' room, I'd take the safety off the claymores in the hall and bang on that clicker 3 times!

Not much left to clean up in the hall and no door to fix... Guess that means I won't miss the fishing trip after all, and you can use the BG for chum!:eek:

All of this accomplished and the pre-ban 2-tone sold 2 weeks later on Banjosamerica.com
 
Hehe.

I grab my black ninja-commando jumpsuit with built-in tactical pockets for everything from flashbangs to the kitchen sink and shatter the door into splinters with a flying jump sidekick in bullet-time slo-mo, with a Beretta M92F Inox in each hand, firing as I go and emptying about a hundred rounds in the direction of the bad guy and his army of Faceless Evil Minions without reloading.

My guns click dry at about the same time as I hit the ground (this takes about thirty seconds because of the bullet time); I toss them to the ground and go for my backup akimbo Mini-Uzis, spraying the Faceless Evil Minions with deadly accurate full-auto offhand fire.

Since I'm now totally out of ammunition (I used my last bullet to sever a conveniently exposed vital support pylon, thereby bringing down half the house and mashing a few hundred Evil Minions), I use my kung-death uber martial arts skills to engage the Evil Gun Stealing Villain and beat him into a bloody pulp before turning him over to the MP5-armed SWAT team that shows up and charges through the rest of the house in suitably dramatic fashion, mopping up miscellanous Faceless Evil Minions along the way.
 
If the BG is locked in the room with your family then he will probably kill them with some hillbilly singing and bajo playing.:o Go for earplugs while you have time! Then crank up the stereo with some heavy metal to drown out his homicidal lyrics. Now, like a good heavy metal fan, bang your head on the door till you gain entry. At this point you will struggle for control of the stringed instrument but you will prevail!! Finally beat him to a bloody pulp with your priceless banjo (you have it insured right?).:cool:

Shok
 
> DROP BENELLI

Ok.

> TAKE OUTBOARD

Ok.

> START OUTBOARD

ZZZZZAAAANG! The door shreds under the propeller like a rotten strawberry box.

> WEST

You are in the Recroom of the Mountain King.

The BG is there.

Your pre-ban banjo is there.

The BG hits you over the head with the banjo.

> FIRE BENELLI

Sorry, you dropped it 4 moves ago.

The BG hits you over the head with the banjo.

You feel weak.

> TAKE BENELLI

Sorry, I don't see that item here.

The BG hits you over the head with the banjo.

You feel very faint and dizzy.

> HIT BG

The BG dodges.

The BG hits you over the head with the banjo.

You are dead.

Play again?

- pdmoderator
 
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