SATAN Thanks The Demoncraps
First I would like to thank Clinton-Gore and the Demoncraps for turning what they claimed was going to be the most ethical administration in history into the most vile, corrupt, and cheap affair that this world has ever seen! Clinton-Gore you have lowered the standard of morality in eight short years as low as it usually takes me hundreds of years to do in most cases! Clinton-Gore you even make Caligua look like a piker. Good job Demoncraps!
I would like to take this time to thank Bill Clinton for convincing the youth in this country that oral sex is not sex. It makes it so much easier for teenage boys to get their sweet young pure dates to cooperate! "Honey it's not sex. The president of the United States gets blow jobs in the oral office! It's ok go ahead and unzip it."
I would like to thank Clinton-Gore for vetoing all of those bans on partial birth abortions that were passed by the Republicans. We all know that a baby carried for 9 months and only inches away from being born is only a mass of tissue. It's ok to stab it in the back of the head with a pair of scissors so that it's brains can be sucked out without the use of any pain killers! Next I call upon all of you Demoncraps to lend me a hand killing off as many of the old codgers that we can. We shall raise up a generation of Dr Kevorkians! There is no right to life!
My thanks to Clinton-Gore and the Demoncraps for slowly but surely dismantling the military of the United States. What was once a mighty fighting force has now been reduced to a politically correct social experiment. The military is so low on personnel, spare parts, equipment, and morale that you can no longer fight one war the size of Desert Storm anymore when you used to be able to fight two under Reagan-Bush! What troops you do have are spread so thin that they can no longer respond to a national emergency! You have almost left the United States defenseless. Good job Demoncraps!
Now that we have "don't ask don't tell" we will go for homosexuals serving openly in the military. To hell with morale and the problems with soldier to soldier blood transfusions in the field during a wartime setting. What's a little AIDS virus anyway? The idea is to further weaken the warrior spirit through equality and political correctness!
Thank you Clinton-Gore for signing all of those stacks of unconstitutional executive orders! We'll show those nasty white guys that founded this country who will have the last laugh! Ha ha That's right Al Gore the Constitution is a living breathing document that can be disregarded at will! Long live the Demoncraps!
Thank you Clinton-Gore and my fellow Demoncraps for putting the lives of spotted owls and bull trout over the lives of hard working people who only want to put bread on the table! We shouldn't allow any more logging in this country. Let the peasants build there hovels with mud bricks. While your knocking down dams and ruining the economy in the western states try to come up with an endangered grasshopper or something. That way you can claim to protect the fields as habitat so that the peasants will have to build bricks without straw like the Jews of old had to! Ha ha
I really enjoyed all of the forest fires this last summer. Better to cause the trees to burn due to unsound Demoncratic conservation policies than to allow the loggers to make a living! Good work Demoncraps!
Thank you Clinton-Gore and the Demoncraps for making it so hard on the Boy Scouts since they are trying so hard to retain their moral standards! Booing them at the Demoncrap convention as they carried the U.S. flag was a very nice touch. We all know that there is no such thing as right and wrong when it comes to morality! If it feels good do it! Way to go Demoncraps!!! Hoorah!
Thank you Demoncraps for all of your hard work these last eight years! You may have done irreparable harm to the United States. If we can convince the dupes to vote you back into office this November we can finish the job!
I could go on and on about all of the wonderful atrocities that Clinton-Gore and the Demoncraps have perpetrated on the American people but I would be here until the end of time and I have much work yet to be done. In fact I have a very special mission for Bill Clinton in the near future! He will be trying to give each of you a very special mark. Don't turn him down. You will need it to buy and sell!
Great job Demoncraps! You make me proud!
Satan
First I would like to thank Clinton-Gore and the Demoncraps for turning what they claimed was going to be the most ethical administration in history into the most vile, corrupt, and cheap affair that this world has ever seen! Clinton-Gore you have lowered the standard of morality in eight short years as low as it usually takes me hundreds of years to do in most cases! Clinton-Gore you even make Caligua look like a piker. Good job Demoncraps!
I would like to take this time to thank Bill Clinton for convincing the youth in this country that oral sex is not sex. It makes it so much easier for teenage boys to get their sweet young pure dates to cooperate! "Honey it's not sex. The president of the United States gets blow jobs in the oral office! It's ok go ahead and unzip it."
I would like to thank Clinton-Gore for vetoing all of those bans on partial birth abortions that were passed by the Republicans. We all know that a baby carried for 9 months and only inches away from being born is only a mass of tissue. It's ok to stab it in the back of the head with a pair of scissors so that it's brains can be sucked out without the use of any pain killers! Next I call upon all of you Demoncraps to lend me a hand killing off as many of the old codgers that we can. We shall raise up a generation of Dr Kevorkians! There is no right to life!
My thanks to Clinton-Gore and the Demoncraps for slowly but surely dismantling the military of the United States. What was once a mighty fighting force has now been reduced to a politically correct social experiment. The military is so low on personnel, spare parts, equipment, and morale that you can no longer fight one war the size of Desert Storm anymore when you used to be able to fight two under Reagan-Bush! What troops you do have are spread so thin that they can no longer respond to a national emergency! You have almost left the United States defenseless. Good job Demoncraps!
Now that we have "don't ask don't tell" we will go for homosexuals serving openly in the military. To hell with morale and the problems with soldier to soldier blood transfusions in the field during a wartime setting. What's a little AIDS virus anyway? The idea is to further weaken the warrior spirit through equality and political correctness!
Thank you Clinton-Gore for signing all of those stacks of unconstitutional executive orders! We'll show those nasty white guys that founded this country who will have the last laugh! Ha ha That's right Al Gore the Constitution is a living breathing document that can be disregarded at will! Long live the Demoncraps!
Thank you Clinton-Gore and my fellow Demoncraps for putting the lives of spotted owls and bull trout over the lives of hard working people who only want to put bread on the table! We shouldn't allow any more logging in this country. Let the peasants build there hovels with mud bricks. While your knocking down dams and ruining the economy in the western states try to come up with an endangered grasshopper or something. That way you can claim to protect the fields as habitat so that the peasants will have to build bricks without straw like the Jews of old had to! Ha ha
I really enjoyed all of the forest fires this last summer. Better to cause the trees to burn due to unsound Demoncratic conservation policies than to allow the loggers to make a living! Good work Demoncraps!
Thank you Clinton-Gore and the Demoncraps for making it so hard on the Boy Scouts since they are trying so hard to retain their moral standards! Booing them at the Demoncrap convention as they carried the U.S. flag was a very nice touch. We all know that there is no such thing as right and wrong when it comes to morality! If it feels good do it! Way to go Demoncraps!!! Hoorah!
Thank you Demoncraps for all of your hard work these last eight years! You may have done irreparable harm to the United States. If we can convince the dupes to vote you back into office this November we can finish the job!
I could go on and on about all of the wonderful atrocities that Clinton-Gore and the Demoncraps have perpetrated on the American people but I would be here until the end of time and I have much work yet to be done. In fact I have a very special mission for Bill Clinton in the near future! He will be trying to give each of you a very special mark. Don't turn him down. You will need it to buy and sell!
Great job Demoncraps! You make me proud!
Satan