Saw some "Rope salutes" for sale in Shotgun news. $100 for 72 of these suckers, they just looked like overwrapped firecrackers to me. The ad reads, "The baddest pest control device ever!" Anyone ever bought any of these? How loud are they? Will they put a hole in the lawn!? The closer we get to July 4, the more I start twitching! Guns and fireworks........"You might be a redneck if......."