Ronald Reagan for Pres!

GoSlash27

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We live in dark times my friends.
We find ourselves pitted against an enemy that is so extreme and irrational that they don't care who they kill. Americans, Arabs, women, children....they simply don't care. And they're not afraid to die; in fact, they welcome it.
The only way we can beat such an irrationally extreme enemy is by becoming even more irrational and extreme than they are.
That's why we need to pick our next president not from the Republicans or the Democrats, but from the grave.
And I think Ronald Reagan fits the bill perfectly. Now, hear me out....
Reagan was the most intimidating president that ever lived. He singlehandedly scared the Soviet Union right off the map! If he was that scary to the rest of the world when he was alive, just imagine what he can accomplish now that he's dead!
Can you picture it? Snowy January morning....The black hearse rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue .....Chief Justice John Roberts administering the oath of office to a casket....Somber silence from the crowd? It'll be grand!
And that series of images played over and over and over on AlJazeera.

I bet when the terrorists get a load of that it'll be quite a long while until they work up the nerve to mess with us again!
 
I love Reagan but IMHO he is the one that caused the current problem in the middle east. When he pulled the Marines out of Beruit after the barracks bombing he gave a message that the US would leave if terrorized. Osama was a student of the guy who planned the Beruit bombing. Coincidence..nope!
 
I wish we could find another Ronald Reagan. Unfortunately there was only one and there is no one in this day and age capable of filling those shoes.:(
 
Looks to me like GoSlash was watching Comedy Central last night. His entire post was taken from comedian Lewis Black's monologue.

Black said that Rehnquist would be swearing in Reagan, though; not Roberts. :p

It was a good show, wasn't it! :)
 
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